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Flirts Obsession [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 25	19 May 2009 11:09pm
	post anything you want in here that is related to mc2 and relates to be in general forum.. anything you wish guys, but be nice and dont be to dirty.

Archangel [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -40	19 May 2009 11:11pm
	easter is one hairy baby but surprisingly strong for such a youngin

--Combat-- FOR SALE [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	19 May 2009 11:11pm
	Flirts Obsession is in hospital for 5 minutes - mail bombed

Flirts Obsession [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 25	19 May 2009 11:11pm
	i am hairy and strong (smelling)

MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	19 May 2009 11:12pm
	The Kid Who Got A Boner While Wrestling The Coach In Gym Class? No. Would you go to your high school reunion if that happened to you? But Hey Manhatten did

Archangel [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -40	19 May 2009 11:18pm
	dont bash staff and easter said keep it clean You are in a fight with [MTF] Tani M ! [1] Using your Cornershot Gun you hit ***,577,629 damage on [MTF] Tani M You killed [MTF] Tani M . You gain 94 EXP and stole $0 from [MTF] Tani M .

MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3

19 May 2009 11:19pm

Quote by Ed Reed: dont bash staff and easter said keep it clean You are in a fight with [MTF] Tani M ! [1] Using your Cornershot Gun you hit ***,577,629 damage on [MTF] Tani M You killed [MTF] Tani M . You gain 94 EXP and stole $0 from [MTF] Tani M . it was clean apart from the word "boner" how are little kids supposed to know what that means unless u tell them hey it means you penis strechting out when its not supposed to ??

irish_ [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	19 May 2009 11:24pm
	easters avis are they best...lol

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	19 May 2009 11:25pm
	Posts. Something funny:

MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	19 May 2009 11:25pm
	Quote by Tani M: The Kid Who Got A Boner While Wrestling The Coach In Gym Class? No. Would you go to your high school reunion if that happened to you? But Hey Manhatten did ^^

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	19 May 2009 11:27pm
	lol you sent that to me twice in mail.

DixieDiva [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 0	19 May 2009 11:57pm
	lol

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	20 May 2009 12:06am
	[IMG]http://images.mafiacrime.org/gifster-new.gif[/IMG]

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	20 May 2009 12:07am
	lmfao^

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	20 May 2009 12:17am
	[IMG]http://images.mafiacrime.org/giffy-new.gif[/IMG]

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	20 May 2009 12:18am
	Thats hawt.

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	20 May 2009 12:33am
	is that farsee?

Flirts Obsession [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 25

20 May 2009 12:48am

well i thought id tell you a little story, i was walking thru the mc2 main street the other day, and i came across this lickle bunny Wabbit, her name was Cassy bunny, and she was crying! so i stopped and spoke to her. i said '' whats the matter lickle wabbit?'' and through her tears and sobbing she replied '' the nasty non payers keep hitting me and never paying me and now i can't afford to buy my beautiful new dress for Prince Bradly's Ball.'' well she was ever so upset as i knew all of the bunnies on mc2 will do anything to get to Prince Bradly's Ball in the hope of catching a glance from the very handsome young Prince. so i said to her, '' well miss cassy i think i maybe able to help you, if you tell me the name of the nastiest non payer, i promise to do my best to get your money for the dress (at a small percentage, business is business after all) and get you to the ball and hopefully Prince Bradly may hopefully lay his pretty eyes on you.'' well i can honestly say she was so excited, she agreed to my price whole heartedly, and told me the name of the evil non payer. Baron von Stryke was his name, well i had heard of him and thought this is going to be a toughy, but like all devoted damsel in distress rescuers, i wasnt going to be deterred, so off i set in the direction of the Barons castle. i wasnt totally sure how i was going to deal with this scoundrel, but needs must so i ploughed on to the castle. 30 seconds later i arrived at the castle moat in Pawnage, and the draw bridge was up, all of a sudden i was looking around and i see this beautiful golden horse flying down from the sky, and it landed right in front of me. well to be honest id never seen anything like this, and was a little stunned, especially when he spoke to me, '' hello to you sir'' he said '' i am the fair stallion Sir Revco, and may i be of service to you?'' well after the shock wore off a little i replied, '' actually you may, i wish to cross the the moat into the heart of Pawnage and battle the evil Baron Von Stryke'' and i proceeded to tell him all about poor cassy bunny and her plight. ''absolutely sir, i will help you across the moat, as i am here to help in anyway possible'' and as soon as he had finished speaking as quick as a flash he scooped me up a flew me across to the other side and deposited me carefully down. ''thankyou very much Sir Revco'' i said. ''nay it was nothing, and if you need anything else just fill out a support ticket'' and like lightening he was gone as quick as he arrived. so i trudged up onto the front of the castle and banged on the wooden massive doors (not sure why i knocked but it seemed the polite thing to do). after what seemed like an eternity 10 seconds later the one massive door opened, and a small gruff voice said, ''what do you want?'' i replied ''im here to slay the evil Baron Von Stryke and and take all his gathered fortune back as payment to a bunny in distress.'' at this the fellow showed himself, ( a jolly looking rounded man he was) '' im landlord Manhattan and i own this castle and rent it to Baron Von Stryke, i do know about his non payment activities but its nothing to do with me he just lives here, so you can do what you like to him, but dont destroy my castle'' with that off he toddle back inside. well i walked through the door, and it was a very plush place i can tell you, beautiful silk drapes, and golden furniture scattered around. there was a winding staircase in the large hall, so i carefully tiptoed up the steps. at the top of the steps was one small door, and i could hear some very loud snoring coming from the otherside, i slowly opened the door a crept inside,i was astonished to find laying inside the room scattered everywhere thousand of little solid gold objects with two words written on every single one, ONE POINT it said. and excitedly i gathered all these golden objects up and starting ramming them in my jacket pockets, whilst thinking, cassy dear you shall go to the ball. but in my haste i dropped one of them and it made such a clattering sound, it made me jump i can tell you, but i wasnt the only one to hear it, coming from the bed in the corner i heard a screeching voice shout '' who it is, what do you want, this is my place.'' and with that this small horrid looking creature appeared with a very large hump on his back. to be honest i dont think ive ever seen anything as ugly since the last time my friend skyy555 through a party and hired lap dancers. it was hideous. i lept into action draw my cornershot sword and hacked away, ''please please dont hit me, i'll pay i'll pay'' he screamed. but ignored his cries of desperation and continued with my just work as to be honest he has had so many warning before and they went by ignored, so i thought justice shall be done. after a few minutes there wasnt much left apart from this bloody pulp on the floor, ( as we all know boys and girls most non payers cant fight). i felt exulted with myself and quickly gathered up all the golden objects all around, and made my way back to the fair cassy bunny. EPILOGUE. myself I received good payment, and decided to blow my share of the stash on a new house, but i think i got ripped off with the price a little, but nevermind its got to be done. and there are always rich bunnies willing to pay for my services.. Sir Revco i heard carried on coming to the rescue for many years until one fateful early morning he had a mishap with a boiling pot of coffee, and ran off screaming in the distance never to be seen again. Landlord Manhattan i heard re leased his castle out to The earl of Drastic, and made his plush home even more beautiful, until one day Drastic had grew so strong he wrestled the castle deeds from manhattans grasp, and poor manhattan was destitute and had to feed on the scraps left out for noobs. cassy did buy her beautiful ball gown and went to the ball, and caught a glimpse of the handsome Prince Bradly, but to no avail as that very same evening Prince Bradly had met a beautiful Pokemon and they ran off together to be wed. THE END

4708 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	20 May 2009 12:53am
	I knew you and Rev had a thing.

EROTIX_FCUK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 60	20 May 2009 01:00am
	not happy flirt im not in this coooookie crazzyyy story