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Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 03:05am
What are some of those helpful tips in life you only get from spending hours in front of the computer on a text based mafia game? I'll start it off.

I now know when I go to the hospital I only need to stay 20 minutes.

CrazedVato

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06 Mar 2010 03:06am
I know that I have friends that will bust me out of prison when I'm convicted of mugging a granny.

5553

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06 Mar 2010 03:08am
refined pushing buttons, muppeting, seeing though deceptions.

--Patrick Bateman--

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06 Mar 2010 03:09am
Don't kill people for no reason.

But its cool to mug if they leave there shit out, don't complain to me n00bs!

5553

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06 Mar 2010 03:10am
yeah.. I'm sure it took mc to make someone like you not walk up and stab someone on the street you hard man you..

Hodez

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06 Mar 2010 03:12am
Everytime I go to the pet store, i want the tarantula and the shih tzu. to fight in the middle... the big glass cage they keep the ferrets in...and see who would win for real...then sit back and think about how mafia it is 8)

[UC] Don Delano

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06 Mar 2010 03:14am
I learned that some psychopaths can't be helped regardless of the type of therapy attempted.

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06 Mar 2010 03:17am
^^ 3rd person?

Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 03:20am
Quote by Funk_:
Everytime I go to the pet store, i want the tarantula and the shih tzu. to fight in the middle... the big glass cage they keep the ferrets in...and see who would win for real...then sit back and think about how mafia it is 8)


Hahahahaha, that is sooo mafia!


I found out with enough money I can just buy my muscles (stats) instead of working for them. :p

Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 03:22am
I learned that you can only change parteners every 28 days!

Haha, sorry. Couldn't help myself from that one..

Hodez

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06 Mar 2010 03:30am
i know that if i had 496,000 drug dealers working for me...and i had to collect from them 6 times a day...i would be pissed to only be making $5,952,000 a day...that sounds like an awful big risk

Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 03:35am
Better, I now know that I run a bigger risk mugging grannies and lifting a Benz is much more risky and far less profitable running a drug dealing crew the size of a small city.

Hodez

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06 Mar 2010 03:36am
i hope you don't have to pick up the tab at monthly meetings :shock:

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06 Mar 2010 03:36am
^^ learned to mock people's dead friends to be a net tough guy :up congrats tak.

Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 03:44am
Quote by BATs(sleeps):
^^ learned to mock people's dead friends to be a net tough guy :up congrats tak.


Learned to make light of his own friend's death to only fail on getting some internet vengeance.

Honestly, we know your name changes were about your gambling career. I saw messages of you saying that you had "rip Luck" in your name because it was "feeling lucky" until you felt like your luck ran out.

Why do you think no bans were handed out? Because your friend never played mafiacrime like you claimed. Sucks he died.
But you're the monster here, not me.

Hodez

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06 Mar 2010 03:51am
you learned all that, Tak :shock:

ceited

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06 Mar 2010 03:55am
i learned that molez blows brad.. and brad likes men...

Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 04:48am
Quote by Funk_:
you learned all that, Tak :shock:


Never play this game on acid man, freaky shit happens.

Hai Yushi

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06 Mar 2010 09:28am
Bush hates hippies

Mad_kash

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06 Mar 2010 09:36am
Quote by ScareCrow:
i learned that molez blows brad.. and brad likes men...


A 20 minute conversation with brad's mom would have saved you the year of gameplay that fact cost you. :p

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