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| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:22am |
| Categories. Coolest motherfucker - Jake Tyler Best Crybaby - Jake Tyler Best MOTH'er - Jake Tyler on roids MC Guru Award - Jake Tyler while meditating Best Female Hitman - Jake Tyler with a brunette wig Best Male Hitman - Jake Tyler Best Non-Payer - Jake Tyler being naughty Best Extortioner - Jake Tyler not being creative Best World Leader - Jake Tyler is bigger than the world leaders Best Ex-World Leader - Jake Tyler is bigger than the ex-world leaders Most Hated mobster - Jake Tyler Most feared mobster - Jake Tyler in the morning Worst Bunny - Jake Tyler not eating a carrot Best Bunny - Jake Tyler eating a carrot Best Mugger - Jake Tyler steals your heart, right from your chest Best Prison Buster - Jake Tyler laughs at the police Most liked Mobster - Jake Tyler Best Gang (i will make it adament that you cant vote for your own gang so its a bit fairer.) - The Honourable Best Newcomer - Jake Tyler Best Avatar - Jake Tyler Biggest Gambler Jake Tyler doesn't gamble, he wins Drama King - Jake Tyler is king of all drama Drama Queen - Jake Tyler is queen of all drama with his blonde wig Worst Gang - CON Biggest Forum Whore - Jake Tyler Wittest Mobster - Not Jake Tyler Idiotic Mobster - Jake Tyler is edumacated Best pet - Jake Tyler eats pets for breakfast Best Banner Maker - Jake Tyler isn't creative again Best online MC couple - Jake Tyler and his online mirror Biggest perve - Jake Tyler peeping through your window RIGHT NOWW Most Entertaining player - Jake Tyler |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:27am |
| The views expressed in the above post do not reflect the opinions of Mafia Crime or any of its affiliates. Any ideas expressed herein are the sole property of Jake Tyler and in no way are meant to give your life a deeper meaning. Unlawful duplication of the above post can result in a 25 minute prison sentence and a lifetime permaward by |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:27am |
| disclaimer Jake Tyler doesn't want your vote so fuck off thank you |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:28am |
| I am going to give you such a Hermione Punch to the face! |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:29am |
| yeah? fuck spew too! |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:30am |
| We're talking straight PoA style. That's how Wizard Mafia I am. I'm going to unfriend you on facebook and permaward you b/c I'm as hardcore as Remus J Lupin. |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:31am |
whoa whoa Prof Lupin wouldn't take it that far ![]() |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:32am |
| Professor Lupin would totally take it that far. In case it escaped your attention, he was a mother fucking werewolf! He ate toddlers for breakfast if it so became him! He would rip off a toe nail and not even bat an eyelash! His left testicle was the pure definition and embodiment of BADASS and in his right man tit was all the power of the BAN HAMMER. |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:34am |
| oh yeah well lupin died! take that! |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:35am |
| Oh yeah? Well maybe SOME PEOPLE haven't finished reading THE DEATHLY HALLOWS yet! Ya think of that mr spoiler pants? I bet you didn't! I'm gonna put a Cruciatis curse on you so bad your local milkman's gonna feel it! |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:36am |
| well fuck them, santa clause is a perv, the tooth fairy steals and the easter bunny would taste great right about now |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:37am |
| I bet you'd like the Pillow Troll too wouldn't you? Ruthless knows all about the pillow trolls! he honks for them! You know what I think we should do to you, Jake Tyler? I think we should turn your aunt marge into the goodyear blimp and send her sailing over Pompeii! |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:39am |
| PILLOWPANTS! the troll that protects vaginas *shoots aunt marge and sees her flying into the queen* |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:39am |
| Don't you dare bring the queen into this you second rate sausage smuggler! Expelliarmus! |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:40am |
| TORTUGUA!! eat my pirate queenie |
Hai Yushi![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1 | 13 Aug 2010 08:41am |
he got a point, JT has my vote |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:41am |
| Pirates ye be warned! I'll see you walk the gallows JIG by days end Mr Long Beard Barnacle ASS! |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:43am |
| JIGASS! i saw that, BLACK beard and his code forbids that kind of talk and barthelmew? agrees I HAVE A VOTE!YAAY |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 13 Aug 2010 08:45am |
| The code was more a set of guidelines than anything! And besides, this is MAFIACrime. We say fuck the rules and if you don't jerk around w/ us we'll purge you with FIRE. |
| 8394 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 13 Aug 2010 08:47am |
| Pirates are totally more BA then Mafiosos, Pirates have better songs |
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