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13 Aug 2010 08:22am
Categories.

Coolest motherfucker - Jake Tyler

Best Crybaby - Jake Tyler

Best MOTH'er - Jake Tyler on roids

MC Guru Award - Jake Tyler while meditating

Best Female Hitman - Jake Tyler with a brunette wig

Best Male Hitman - Jake Tyler

Best Non-Payer - Jake Tyler being naughty

Best Extortioner - Jake Tyler not being creative

Best World Leader - Jake Tyler is bigger than the world leaders

Best Ex-World Leader - Jake Tyler is bigger than the ex-world leaders

Most Hated mobster - Jake Tyler

Most feared mobster - Jake Tyler in the morning

Worst Bunny - Jake Tyler not eating a carrot

Best Bunny - Jake Tyler eating a carrot

Best Mugger - Jake Tyler steals your heart, right from your chest

Best Prison Buster - Jake Tyler laughs at the police

Most liked Mobster - Jake Tyler

Best Gang (i will make it adament that you cant vote for your own gang so its a bit fairer.) - The Honourable

Best Newcomer - Jake Tyler

Best Avatar - Jake Tyler

Biggest Gambler Jake Tyler doesn't gamble, he wins

Drama King - Jake Tyler is king of all drama

Drama Queen - Jake Tyler is queen of all drama with his blonde wig

Worst Gang - CON

Biggest Forum Whore - Jake Tyler

Wittest Mobster - Not Jake Tyler

Idiotic Mobster - Jake Tyler is edumacated

Best pet - Jake Tyler eats pets for breakfast

Best Banner Maker - Jake Tyler isn't creative again

Best online MC couple - Jake Tyler and his online mirror

Biggest perve - Jake Tyler peeping through your window RIGHT NOWW

Most Entertaining player - Jake Tyler

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The views expressed in the above post do not reflect the opinions of Mafia Crime or any of its affiliates. Any ideas expressed herein are the sole property of Jake Tyler and in no way are meant to give your life a deeper meaning. Unlawful duplication of the above post can result in a 25 minute prison sentence and a lifetime permaward by userbar if he feels so swayed.

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13 Aug 2010 08:27am
disclaimer Jake Tyler doesn't want your vote so fuck off

thank you

Teh Ollie

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13 Aug 2010 08:28am
I am going to give you such a Hermione Punch to the face!

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13 Aug 2010 08:29am
yeah? fuck spew too!

Teh Ollie

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13 Aug 2010 08:30am
We're talking straight PoA style. That's how Wizard Mafia I am. I'm going to unfriend you on facebook and permaward you b/c I'm as hardcore as Remus J Lupin.

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13 Aug 2010 08:31am
whoa whoa Prof Lupin wouldn't take it that far :(

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13 Aug 2010 08:32am
Professor Lupin would totally take it that far. In case it escaped your attention, he was a mother fucking werewolf! He ate toddlers for breakfast if it so became him! He would rip off a toe nail and not even bat an eyelash!

His left testicle was the pure definition and embodiment of BADASS and in his right man tit was all the power of the BAN HAMMER.

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13 Aug 2010 08:34am
oh yeah well lupin died! take that!

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13 Aug 2010 08:35am
Oh yeah? Well maybe SOME PEOPLE haven't finished reading THE DEATHLY HALLOWS yet! Ya think of that mr spoiler pants? I bet you didn't! I'm gonna put a Cruciatis curse on you so bad your local milkman's gonna feel it!

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13 Aug 2010 08:36am
well fuck them, santa clause is a perv, the tooth fairy steals and the easter bunny would taste great right about now

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13 Aug 2010 08:37am
I bet you'd like the Pillow Troll too wouldn't you? Ruthless knows all about the pillow trolls! he honks for them! You know what I think we should do to you, Jake Tyler? I think we should turn your aunt marge into the goodyear blimp and send her sailing over Pompeii!

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13 Aug 2010 08:39am
PILLOWPANTS! the troll that protects vaginas

*shoots aunt marge and sees her flying into the queen*

Teh Ollie

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13 Aug 2010 08:39am
Don't you dare bring the queen into this you second rate sausage smuggler! Expelliarmus!

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13 Aug 2010 08:40am
TORTUGUA!! eat my pirate queenie

Hai Yushi

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13 Aug 2010 08:41am
he got a point, JT has my vote :up :lol:

Teh Ollie

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13 Aug 2010 08:41am
Pirates ye be warned! I'll see you walk the gallows JIG by days end Mr Long Beard Barnacle ASS!

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13 Aug 2010 08:43am
JIGASS! i saw that, BLACK beard and his code forbids that kind of talk and barthelmew? agrees

I HAVE A VOTE!YAAY

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13 Aug 2010 08:45am
The code was more a set of guidelines than anything! And besides, this is MAFIACrime. We say fuck the rules and if you don't jerk around w/ us we'll purge you with FIRE.

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13 Aug 2010 08:47am
Pirates are totally more BA then Mafiosos, Pirates have better songs

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