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Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6

15 Aug 2010 01:04pm

Please tell me these people have at least visited eachother in real life; because if not, we've got a problem in America (or wherever they're from). Some gems from their contact lists: Her: "This sweet man melts my heart with the simplest words." "Thank you for being with me when I needed someone most. You are more than I ever thought to ask for. How did I ever get lucky enough to deserve you?" "He is my first thought in the morning. He is my last thought at night. You your always in my mind and in my heart. I love you." Him: "It is I that don't deserve you" "My best friend and cherished love. This witch has put a spell on me " Give me a fucking break. I just downed a glass of water just so I could experience the full extent of displeasure of gagging while reading this cheeseball romance novel unintentionally turned comedy. Mafia crime or dating service?

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Aug 2010 01:10pm
	the extent of your hating amuses me lolz this is why you have to beat your own meat alone at night

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:11pm
	As opposed to beating my meat while cybering with someone who may or may not actually be a hairy old truck driver in real life? Yeah, I'd rather do it alone.

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Aug 2010 01:13pm
	lolz where in TOS is it against the rules for couples to play the game? your just mad you've never experienced something that they have lolz HATER!

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:15pm
	I never said it was against the rules, I just said it's pathetic and cheesy. E-relationships are so childish.

Flirts Obsession [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 25	15 Aug 2010 01:15pm
	oooo look at me, look at me!!

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Aug 2010 01:17pm
	Quote by Best Human I never said it was against the rules, I just said it's pathetic and cheesy. E-relationships are so childish. why do you assume its a E-relationship? lolz or did you need a excuse to make a thread?

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:19pm
	Because the shit they have on their contact lists is so fucking clichéd, nobody in a real relationship would say that shit.

RevCo [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	15 Aug 2010 01:22pm
	dopnt hate because your jealous some people find love

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2

15 Aug 2010 01:24pm

Quote by Best Human Because the shit they have on their contact lists is so fucking clichéd, nobody in a real relationship would say that shit. lmao lemme guess, you know this from personal experience? half the shit on my profile is not how i speak in RL... its totally unrelated... they're expressing their feelings... wtf you expect them to say on their "contact list" ? hey hun how are you? lolz GTFO darwin and choke on your own dick

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:25pm
	Love. Are you a 13 year old girl?

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:27pm
	The shit they have on their profiles is the kind of stuff teenage boys and girls say when they're in their first relationship and the only understanding they have of love is straight out of a disney movie.

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Aug 2010 01:32pm
	[youtube]Bbdqw5VERpI[/youtube] here darwin, listen... you might get laid

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:39pm
	That music would be useful if I was looking to get laid by a twilight fanatic soccer mom.

Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1

15 Aug 2010 01:39pm

Quote by Best Human Because the shit they have on their contact lists is so fucking clichéd, nobody in a real relationship would say that shit. hmmmm... i remember that i told kind of this to my ex boyfriend, when i was in love with him. And we never talked through internet, we used phone and face to face talk. But well, Darwin... if you wanna know how people talk in a relationship you should at least have one

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Aug 2010 01:41pm
	Quote by Best Human That music would be useful if I was looking to get laid by a twilight fanatic soccer mom. twilight? lolz

Aqua Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 6	15 Aug 2010 01:41pm
	I've been in three relationships so far. And if any of the girls I dated started talking like that, I would have got the fuck out in a hurry before they started asking if they could carry my balls around in their purse.

Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1

15 Aug 2010 01:41pm

Quote by Best Human The shit they have on their profiles is the kind of stuff teenage boys and girls say when they're in their first relationship and the only understanding they have of love is straight out of a disney movie. And for your notice... you don't need to be a teenager. When you're in love you do silly things regardless of your age. But well, love talk is maybe something that you will never understand. I pitty you

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Aug 2010 01:43pm
	its a shame really... i actually feel sorry for darwin... poor guy... sike! no really, lose the bowl head thingy you got going on, you have to start somewhere lolz then when your balls finally drop darwin, mail me for tips, i'll hook you up

Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	15 Aug 2010 01:45pm
	Quote by Best Human I've been in three relationships so far. And if any of the girls I dated started talking like that, I would have got the fuck out in a hurry before they started asking if they could carry my balls around in their purse. Now i really wonder what you think a relationship is. Well, i second Ken's post, nothing more to say.