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[slk] Lovebug [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 175	19 Apr 2012 03:18am
	If you tell me a joke that makes me laugh i send you some points

[*69] Southern comfort [inactive] Post Count: 2 Respect: 391	19 Apr 2012 03:46am
	OK there's a hot tub full of gay guys and a condom floats to the top. What's the first thing they say? Answer: Who farted

Mad_kash [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -32	19 Apr 2012 05:28am
	Drunk Bear. Best joke EVER!

[slk] Lovebug [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 175	19 Apr 2012 08:14am
	You have successfully sent 50 points to [DG�] Leveling anymore?

Mad_kash [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -32	19 Apr 2012 09:57am
	Oh I see how it is...

5384 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4	19 Apr 2012 04:11pm
	Blaming McDonalds for your kids being fat is like blaming Hooters because your husband loves big tits.

Foxy Vixen [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 942	19 Apr 2012 05:46pm
	tits boobies Chikki

[*69] Southern comfort [inactive] Post Count: 2 Respect: 391	19 Apr 2012 08:04pm
	How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.

[*69] Southern comfort [inactive] Post Count: 2 Respect: 391	19 Apr 2012 08:05pm
	if a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?

Blackhand. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 47	19 Apr 2012 11:03pm
	What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh!

Mad_kash [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -32	20 Apr 2012 12:55am
	Why don't blondes pee first thing in the morning? Answer: Ever tried running a garden hose through a grilled cheese sandwich?

[slk] Lovebug [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 175	20 Apr 2012 02:05am
	You have successfully sent 50 points to [CON] Boba Fett FOR SALE PP ONLY

5384 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4	20 Apr 2012 02:54pm
	Foxy Vixen wrote: tits boobies Chikki i was quoting the sign Mazz!!!!

Foxy Vixen [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 942	21 Apr 2012 11:00am

[slk] Lovebug [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 175	21 Apr 2012 07:38pm
	You have successfully sent 50 points to [S~B] Chikki Bunny

5384 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4	21 Apr 2012 08:23pm
	thanks!!!

ouch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 32

22 Apr 2012 04:42pm

The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel. He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing. The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to say something about it at church the next morning. At Mass, he asked the congregation, has anyone got a cock? To which all the men stood up. "No,no," he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant either. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up. "No, no," He said, now thoroughly embarrassed "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY cock?" All the choirboys stood up.

ouch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 32	22 Apr 2012 04:54pm
	An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

ouch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 32	22 Apr 2012 04:55pm
	Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!" and the other says, "What's the rodeo?" "well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"

-Che Guevara- [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	22 Apr 2012 07:09pm
	Women's rights.