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29 Apr 2012 11:30am
Win a 90 day rm!
All you need to do is

Post funny quotes,
Best one will win

Thanks brodie

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29 Apr 2012 11:31am
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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29 Apr 2012 11:33am
Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

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29 Apr 2012 11:34am
I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once

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29 Apr 2012 11:35am
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

[:P] Dezza Bunny

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29 Apr 2012 11:37am
Man ' have you heard the joke that they dont tell dumb people?'

Wife ' no, what is it'

Man ' 'Nuff said!'

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29 Apr 2012 11:37am
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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29 Apr 2012 11:41am
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.

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29 Apr 2012 11:42am
A girls says to a boy, “Do you believe in puppy love?”
He replies, “No, I tried it once but their arseholes are too small!"

BlackHand

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29 Apr 2012 11:43am
So far so good!
Let's see so more guys

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29 Apr 2012 11:51am
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

BlackHand

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29 Apr 2012 12:17pm
Sex With A Ukulele wrote:
A girls says to a boy, “Do you believe in puppy love?”
He replies, “No, I tried it once but their arseholes are too small!"

Best one so far

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29 Apr 2012 12:41pm
Guy walks up to a hooker and says "Honey I would love a little pussy"

The prostitute replies "Me too, mine's enormous"

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29 Apr 2012 12:43pm
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it.



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29 Apr 2012 12:44pm
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.



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29 Apr 2012 02:04pm
What do you do if your Ex is limping around and bleeding in your back yard??? Take a deep breath, focus, reload, and shoot again

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29 Apr 2012 03:37pm
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
Bimbag - a blonde's purse
Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
Bimboette - a young blonde
Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall

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29 Apr 2012 03:40pm
I once knew a guy who needed 50k by the next day the same day he thought of suicide he parked at the edge of a cliff ready to drive off the next day i saw him saying his 50k i asked him how did you get your 50k the passengers on my bus all chipped in!

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29 Apr 2012 03:43pm
Paying*

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29 Apr 2012 03:57pm
I have sexdaily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk!

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