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BlackHand![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 7 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:30am |
Win a 90 day rm! All you need to do is Post funny quotes, Best one will win Thanks brodie |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:31am |
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. |
howdo![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:33am |
Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car. |
howdo![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:34am |
I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:35am |
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
[:P] Dezza Bunny![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:37am |
Man ' have you heard the joke that they dont tell dumb people?' Wife ' no, what is it' Man ' 'Nuff said!' |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:37am |
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:41am |
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. |
-Che Guevara-![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:42am |
A girls says to a boy, “Do you believe in puppy love?†He replies, “No, I tried it once but their arseholes are too small!" |
BlackHand![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 7 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:43am |
So far so good! Let's see so more guys |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 11:51am |
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. |
BlackHand![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 7 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 12:17pm |
Sex With A Ukulele wrote:
A girls says to a boy, “Do you believe in puppy love?â€
He replies, “No, I tried it once but their arseholes are too small!" Best one so far |
Pete![]() [inactive] Post Count: 71 Respect: 542 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 12:41pm |
Guy walks up to a hooker and says "Honey I would love a little pussy" The prostitute replies "Me too, mine's enormous" |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 12:43pm |
Why is a penis the lightest thing in the world? Even a thought can raise it. |
50 if before next friday![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 72 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 12:44pm |
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. |
Just a Bunny![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 691 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 02:04pm |
What do you do if your Ex is limping around and bleeding in your back yard??? Take a deep breath, focus, reload, and shoot again |
JustSomeGuy![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 5 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 03:37pm |
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait Bimbag - a blonde's purse Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her Bimboette - a young blonde Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes Bimboozle - to fool a blonde Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence Bimbozo - another name for a blonde Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall |
[FBL] Emile Heskey![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 03:40pm |
I once knew a guy who needed 50k by the next day the same day he thought of suicide he parked at the edge of a cliff ready to drive off the next day i saw him saying his 50k i asked him how did you get your 50k the passengers on my bus all chipped in! |
[FBL] Emile Heskey![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 03:43pm |
Paying* |
MISTA_BONE![]() [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 144 ![]() ![]() | 29 Apr 2012 03:57pm |
I have sexdaily! I mean dyslexia! Fcuk! |
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