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20 Sep 2009 07:14am
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?






A: You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

Doraemon--JAGAL PASAR

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20 Sep 2009 07:14am
Quote by Lil Demon:
1- Whats white, sticky and moves across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord

2- How does Jesus masturbate?

Like this...(place your hand flat on your groin, palm side down and mimic jerking off using the hole in your hand)
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go fuck yourself

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20 Sep 2009 07:14am
Ken is probably a Muslim anyhow...

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20 Sep 2009 07:14am
oh wow...the blashphemis is gargantuis!

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20 Sep 2009 07:14am
Well that's not very Christian like Ken. :(

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20 Sep 2009 07:15am
What did Jesus say when they removed his hands from the cross?


*waves arms frantically*
GET THE FEET!!

Lil Mrs.B

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20 Sep 2009 07:15am
Now I get it! That's why Ken isn't a non-payer... It's against God's will...

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20 Sep 2009 07:19am
ken isnt a non payer, not cause of any of his own beliefs, but others...thats what makes him a taint ranger...

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20 Sep 2009 07:19am
How do you make instant Easter?

Two boards and a Jew....

Lil Mrs.B

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20 Sep 2009 07:20am
Quote by Detrimental:
ken isnt a non payer, not cause of any of his own beliefs, but others...thats what makes him a taint ranger...


True... He's probably never made up his own mind in his life.

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20 Sep 2009 07:20am
Bah. I have to go to bed. I gotta work later. :(

Lil Mrs.B

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20 Sep 2009 07:21am
He's not going to talk now... He's too busy crying and setting up his macro to kill me non-stop.

Be sure to set it to refresh EVERY second... It doesn't take me long to ward 4 bunnies. :up

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20 Sep 2009 07:22am
night! Ken couldn't take the heat I guess :( only good for stating and warding..

very atomoton...

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20 Sep 2009 07:25am
Quote by Mutha Fucking BatMan:
night! Ken couldn't take the heat I guess :( only good for stating and warding.. very atomoton...



you know...im about to take off to...i wont if ken pops back though...

ken!......KEN!

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20 Sep 2009 07:30am
lol, ken ken ken = fail fail fail 8)

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20 Sep 2009 07:33am
jeezlaweez bats, i figure the taint of TSS woul have a better showing.........what say you!

Lil Mrs.B

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20 Sep 2009 07:36am
Quote by Detrimental:
jeezlaweez bats, i figure the taint of TSS woul have a better showing.........what say you!


I wouldn't expect anyone from TSS to be able to handle us. They can kill us, but we just keep coming back...

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20 Sep 2009 07:37am
I say the only thing in there is a very lack luster primate. :shock:

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20 Sep 2009 07:37am
Quote by Mutha Fucking BatMan:
I say the only thing in there is a very lack luster primate. :shock:


lol :up

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20 Sep 2009 07:55am
They simply don't have a solid foundation. They had the nerve to join in on a war against my people for fun, when it was a personal attack on me.

Very unwise.

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