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MISTA_BONE![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/g/334783742.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 144 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 29 Apr 2012 03:57pm |
| some people had to have been conceived through anal sex.There is no other way to justify the amount of assholes on this earth. |
Bugz Bunny![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/g/7560aCC_ltBugsAni.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 14 | 29 Apr 2012 05:56pm |
| Fat kids are harder to kidnap! |
[DG] -Assassin-![[avatar]](http://s4.tinypic.com/plnwl_th.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 29 Apr 2012 07:36pm |
| A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out hers and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says "if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over." |
| [DG] -Assassin- [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 29 Apr 2012 07:39pm |
| A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man. 'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free! 'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!' |
| [DG] -Assassin- [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 29 Apr 2012 07:54pm |
| A young guy from Alberta moves to Vancouver and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Alberta ." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing." |
Techno Viking![[avatar]](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/12/caf7e71d-ce0c-401c-bef8-af75af51c240.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 29 Apr 2012 09:12pm |
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.:Rogue:. wrote:
A young guy from Alberta moves to Vancouver and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Alberta ." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did. His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing." better  |
[BNY] amj021 bunny![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/84062752cd.png) [inactive] Post Count: 14 Respect: 448 | 30 Apr 2012 01:18am |
| I ate a corn dog and cried a little..I feel better now |
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