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Skullzy

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07 Feb 2015 01:38pm
I can feel the bugs.. :lol:

Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 01:39pm
The Deadpool wrote:
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and all the scabs on your face and arms

Did you see those veins.. either heroin or droids..

He mixes them with cat urine, thinks it will make him like super man.....

Skullzy

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07 Feb 2015 01:39pm
It does though :-z

Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 01:40pm
Archer wrote:
It does though :-z

Thats the drugs talking love.

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07 Feb 2015 01:42pm
Fck superman! I'm Superspiderbat! :p

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07 Feb 2015 01:43pm
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Skullzy

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07 Feb 2015 01:46pm
:lol:

CrazedVato

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07 Feb 2015 01:47pm
I really hate auto correct

Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 01:48pm
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07 Feb 2015 01:49pm
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Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 01:50pm
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07 Feb 2015 01:52pm
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Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 01:54pm
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Skullzy

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07 Feb 2015 01:56pm
LOL "u not gonna raep that ded deisy" :lol:

Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 01:59pm
Archer wrote:
LOL "u not gonna raep that ded deisy" :lol:

:lol:

Dsnop

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07 Feb 2015 02:49pm
copyrighted Dsnop/2015

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mothra

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07 Feb 2015 03:34pm
Dsnop wrote:
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Dude, I've had crack like 9 times it's crazy good.

explains your mouth

Meth is the one that fucks up all your shit :up :cop:

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07 Feb 2015 03:39pm
My Name Goes Here See Status wrote:
Dsnop wrote:
Archer wrote:
Dude, I've had crack like 9 times it's crazy good.

explains your mouth

Meth is the one that fucks up all your shit :up :cop:

LONG-TERM EFFECTS
Permanent damage to blood vessels of ear and brain, high blood pressure, leading to heart attacks, strokes and death
Liver, kidney and lung damage
Severe chest pains
Respiratory failure
Infectious diseases and abscesses if injected
Malnutrition, weight loss
Severe tooth decay
Auditory and tactile hallucinations
Sexual problems, reproductive damage and infertility (for both men and women)
Disorientation, apathy, confused exhaustion
Irritability and mood disturbances
Increased frequency of risky behavior
Delirium or psychosis
Severe depression
Tolerance and addiction (even after just one use)

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07 Feb 2015 04:00pm
Severe tooth decay
That comes after many uses. He only used it 9 times. It wont fuck up your mouth after that. I promise. :up
Meth however has so many chemicals in it.

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07 Feb 2015 04:01pm
My Name Goes Here See Status wrote:
Severe tooth decay
That comes after many uses. He only used it 9 times. It wont fuck up your mouth after that. I promise. :up
Meth however has so many chemicals in it.

I know I used meth and crack for 21 years :( been clean for 1 week

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