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Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:07am
	lmao. Well...I'm pretty sure you're NOT my boyfriend but if you truly have the talent and do as I suggested to him. Start a class and teach all the other clueless sexual wastes out there how it's done.

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:07am
	eek. No condom and forgetting to pull out. Thats scary. Luckily women dont always forget the pill

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:08am
	lmao Wiz. There's no such thing as 'forgetting' to pull out. It's there on the brain but at the same time it's going "Just this once. Wouldn't hurt. She probably wouldn't notice. She'd only be mad for a little while. No I won't..too late."

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:10am
	shhh. I know. Its intentional just so you can say you did it haha. Ahhhh. I can never time mine. So i gotta wear a cock poncho during the sideways sheet dance.

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:12am
	lmfao. TMI though. lol

..X.. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 45	25 Sep 2010 06:13am
	TMI would be he was really talking about his bf... and that he wears the teeny tiny health dept condoms

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:15am
	haha i know. Just wanted to say cock poncho Anyhow, why are we talking about sex. Its like a burrito. You forget it, then people talk about the burrito and youre like. Ooohh i want a burrito. but you cant just force the burrito in your mouth. You gotta spend 1000 dollars making sure the burritos always happy. Drive the burrito around town until the burrito unwraps itself and tells you to eat it.

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:15am
	Quote by CrazedVato TMI would be he was really talking about his bf... and that he wears the teeny tiny health dept condoms nuh uh lol.

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:15am
	Aw be nice now. You know...women never lob insults like "Your tits are small. GTFO." Not on MC anyway...but guys definitely go for dick jokes.

..X.. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 45	25 Sep 2010 06:16am
	or just visit the morgue..... lots cheaper

..X.. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 45	25 Sep 2010 06:16am
	dick jokes are funny

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:17am
	kinda. Tit jokes should be more prominent.

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:17am
	So the next time a chick pisses me of I should tell her to take her saggy ol' titties and smother herself with them?

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:18am
	absolutely

..X.. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 45	25 Sep 2010 06:19am
	depends if they are really secretly nice tell her to let me give her a mammogram...

Tank [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	25 Sep 2010 06:20am

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:22am
	lmao. Perverts. I'm going to make banners specifically for the breastically inclined on here. Kind of like the whole "Save the Ta Ta's" thing but instead it will be "Have you fondled your boobie today? Can I?"

..X.. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 45	25 Sep 2010 06:22am
	make me a banner of someone snorting coke off of tits.... it'd be epic!!

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	25 Sep 2010 06:23am
	Honestly I'm more of a butt girl than a boob girl. And if there are boobies, I don't like big ones. I'm weird I guess.

..X.. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 45	25 Sep 2010 06:25am
	.... don't get me started on asses..... gawd damn i love a good ass.... I like big butts and i can not lie... all you other brothers cant deny when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face you get sprung...