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19 May 2014 06:05pm
the return of......... wrote:
spanner wrote:
the return of......... wrote:
spanner wrote:
I wish to apply.

I've no interest and will probably give up in a week or so.
My only attempt of anything resembling entertainment will be to create a shitty mug fest, I might even declare the event with the headline in pretty colours too.

That's about it.

my vote is with spanner - i like his free thinking on the mugfest competition - my only concern is that he hasn't described himself as 'awesome' and the fact that he is active, we do need an entertainer that is usually inactive and is a complete bellend - i would say that most of the bunnies on here fit into that category

I have 3 friends on MySpace and a respect count of 25, will that do?

hmmm, not sure about that you seem a little too popular with your make believe myspace friends - are you able to cheat at the competitions to allow your 3 friends to win on here??

One of those MySpace friends is dead, he fell from a window after I tracked him down, I didn't mean it to happen, it just happened.
As for cheating I'm sure I can do that, I once cheated on a bus by getting off two stops earlier than I should of done...Oh how I laughed on the long walk home.
I'll also add some pathetic meandering of claiming I had internet connection problems, the dog ate the points and 'It wasn't me it was him,...HIMMM'!.
Then I'll immediately resign claiming I was funding it all bymyself with no help from anyone and I'm 65k of points up.....errr I mean down.

return of..the tampon

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19 May 2014 07:09pm
spanner wrote:
the return of......... wrote:
spanner wrote:
the return of......... wrote:
spanner wrote:
I wish to apply.

I've no interest and will probably give up in a week or so.
My only attempt of anything resembling entertainment will be to create a shitty mug fest, I might even declare the event with the headline in pretty colours too.

That's about it.

my vote is with spanner - i like his free thinking on the mugfest competition - my only concern is that he hasn't described himself as 'awesome' and the fact that he is active, we do need an entertainer that is usually inactive and is a complete bellend - i would say that most of the bunnies on here fit into that category

I have 3 friends on MySpace and a respect count of 25, will that do?

hmmm, not sure about that you seem a little too popular with your make believe myspace friends - are you able to cheat at the competitions to allow your 3 friends to win on here??

One of those MySpace friends is dead, he fell from a window after I tracked him down, I didn't mean it to happen, it just happened.
As for cheating I'm sure I can do that, I once cheated on a bus by getting off two stops earlier than I should of done...Oh how I laughed on the long walk home.
I'll also add some pathetic meandering of claiming I had internet connection problems, the dog ate the points and 'It wasn't me it was him,...HIMMM'!.
Then I'll immediately resign claiming I was funding it all bymyself with no help from anyone and I'm 65k of points up.....errr I mean down.


You seem to be shaping up quite nicely for the post. However, i have a few more questions that i need to ask you - please answer them honestly, there are no right or wrong answers.

1) Tell me about a time when you were caught wanking, and by whom?
2) Have you ever been aroused by the sight of your neighbors washing on the line? and were you tempted to help them 'sniff their laundry clean'?
3) Is your DVD collection mostly consist of 'adult themes' and have you sorted them in order of wankability?
4) If chosen for the role - how quickly can you completely fuck the job up?
5) Have you any 'specialist' internet subscriptions?

spanner

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26 May 2014 07:34am
Apologies I had lost interest.

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