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Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1

10 Feb 2010 11:31pm

The RULES The FEMALE always make the Rules The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification No MALE can possibly know all The Rules If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules , she must immediately change some or all The Rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times - Unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. If the FEMALE has PMS , all the The Rules are null and void. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times.

FR0G [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	10 Feb 2010 11:32pm
	Sexism ftl.

Confusion Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 40	10 Feb 2010 11:33pm
	y'give em the vote and this is how they repay you!

Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	10 Feb 2010 11:33pm
	Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

[=V=] Valkerie1986 [inactive] Post Count: 5 Respect: 177	10 Feb 2010 11:37pm

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	10 Feb 2010 11:38pm
	Rules were made to be broken.

--Patrick Bateman-- [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	10 Feb 2010 11:39pm
	& Wummans where made to be c00king! Whos with me!! Hi5!!

Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1	10 Feb 2010 11:40pm
	Quote by ---BIG HOOLIGAN---: & Wummans where made to be c00king! Whos with me!! Hi5!! go lick at something poisoness

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	10 Feb 2010 11:41pm
	Quote by ---BIG HOOLIGAN---: & Wummans where made to be c00king! Whos with me!! Hi5!! Wonna slap?

Gohan [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 633	10 Feb 2010 11:44pm
	I cook, but not for men

Gohan [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 633	10 Feb 2010 11:46pm
	But i do say, these rules are fair beyond a doubt ^^

422 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	10 Feb 2010 11:48pm
	i put a window in my kitchen so the missus could have a point of view! woman want equality with men! why only this when they could be better? that shows a lack of ambition and is why men are better!

Gohan [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 633	10 Feb 2010 11:51pm
	If you have been oppressed, silenced, beaten, and ignored throughout the centurys wouldnt you want equality? Till this day women are not treated equally

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13

10 Feb 2010 11:51pm

Quote by Hai Yushi: The RULES The FEMALE always make the Rules The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification No MALE can possibly know all The Rules If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules , she must immediately change some or all The Rules. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The MALE must remain calm at all times - Unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset. The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. If the FEMALE has PMS , all the The Rules are null and void. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. The MALE must be ready at all times. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!!! FOR FIXING MY LUB LIFE GREAT THREAD!

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	10 Feb 2010 11:51pm
	Men are stronger physically, yes, mentally, no. It's also a well known fact that women can handle pain better than men, hence the well known 'man flu' and why we are the ones with the vital organs to give birth.

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	10 Feb 2010 11:53pm
	How the fuck isn't this game related, mr i need to push buttons?

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	10 Feb 2010 11:54pm
	mentally, no. FUNNY I MENTALLY REAM YOU ALL TEH TIME.

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	10 Feb 2010 11:58pm
	You wish Batty boy... Now run along before you preach out some hideous sob story...and try and act intelligent and end up acting like a complete failure.

Gohan [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 633	11 Feb 2010 12:12am
	Quote by -Mrs Smith-: You wish Batty boy... Now run along before you preach out some hideous sob story...and try and act intelligent and end up acting like a complete failure. LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Btas life= failure

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	11 Feb 2010 12:16am
	Funny that must make you a total failure as well, since we are so similar on game