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GrubBunny3pnt [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 470

08 Mar 2010 08:04pm

Quote by Gogeta: Quote by The Badger: Batman your dead right Rugby pawns all other physical sports. that i can agree with you on cuz id never play rugby haha even tho i watched a documentary type thing showin facts about sports and u get hit harder in football than in rugby cuz in rugby u have no pads so where u get hit ur hit in that direct spot but in football u get hit and the pads makes the force of the hit travel so u feel more pain... but ufc won the #1 spot rampage jacksons body slam beat everything The equipment spreads the hit around in american football, therefore making it easier to just run and dive like an idiot. You never have spearing in rugby because the hitter takes most of the punishment.

[FUC] Prime Time [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 21

08 Mar 2010 08:05pm

High-rise Fridge Delivery Posted at: 2009-07-06 09:51:49 Original ad: I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee. From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org Hello, I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city? Mike From marty ******* to Me Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located? From Mike Partlow to marty ******* I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem. When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however. Mike From marty ******* to Me that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator? From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option. From marty ******* to Me absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way? Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge. How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day. Mike From marty ******* to Me mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that? I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it." From marty ******* to Me Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this. Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade. So see you Tuesday? Mike From marty ******* to Me shut the fuck up.

FunINTheSun [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 66	08 Mar 2010 08:07pm

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	08 Mar 2010 08:12pm
	haahaha

The Badger [inactive] Post Count: 3 Respect: -43	08 Mar 2010 08:15pm
	[youtube]O-b9srVaBoo[/youtube] here's highlights of one of best rugby games i watched . . .

[FUC] Prime Time [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 21

08 Mar 2010 08:16pm

Insulting Parrot Posted at: 2009-08-03 10:49:00 Original ad: PARROT WANTED I am looking for a parrot for my two children. I used to have a parrot and loved her and would love to see my kids have one. Really any kind of parrot will do. I have a vet that can check it out - please email me if you have a parrot you don't want! Thanks! From Me to **************@*********.org Hi there! I have an African Grey parrot that my wife and I do not want anymore. It would be great for your kids! Let me know if you want him. Mike From Sandra ********* to Me Mike - tell me about your parrot! How old is he? Do you have any pictures of him? Why do you want to get rid of him? From Me to Sandra *********** Sandra, My parrot is 2 years old. I don't have any pictures, but he looks like a typical parrot. We are getting rid of him because my wife does not like him. My wife and I argue a lot, and the parrot seems to have picked up some of the things I have said and just shouts them at my wife when she walks by. I think the final straw was when the parrot called her a "stupid fat twat." She takes it personally, even though I tell her that she shouldn't be self-conscious just because a parrot thinks she is fat. Now I will admit that I trained it to say "nice cellulite, bitch" whenever my wife walks by, but the parrot pretty much just curses at everyone now. Whenever I walk in the door, it calls me a "cocksucking grundle licker." It kind of gets annoying when it is the first thing I hear after working all day. Also, I let my friend watch the parrot for a week when I was on vacation, and ever since then, the parrot sings "The Final Countdown" by Europe every night at 4 in the morning. It often wakes me up and I am tired of it. I don't even like that song. The parrot also has an issue with defecating in its cage. It will wait until I let it out, and then immediately fly over to the kitchen and shit on my food. If I don't let him out, he starts yelling "I have to shit!" until I let him out. It can go on for hours. My wife pretty much told me either the parrot goes, or she will leave me. So I have no choice but to get rid of him. His name is Sam. I think he will be great for your kids, as long as they aren't fat and won't take the insults he yells at them personally. I can set up a time for you to come check him out this week if you want. What day works for you? Mike From Sandra ********* to Me Mike, I don't think that parrot would be appropriate for my kids - they are only five and seven years old. From Me to Sandra *********** Sandra, I think he would be great for your kids. I didn't mean to scare you off with the bad description of the parrot. He really is a nice parrot. There is a way to prevent him from shouting obscenities. I found that if I soak his food in drain cleaner and then give it to him, it burns up his throat and he doesn't talk for a few days. I can include a bottle of Draino and a few bags of bird food with him, if you want. Mike From Sandra ********* to Me Are you serious? That can kill him!! He sounds like he was a nice parrot but you have no idea how to take care of him! Give him to the SPCA! From Me to Sandra *********** Excuse me? I know how to take care of a parrot. It sounds like you don't know how to take care of your kids if you are always turning down free, lovable pets for them. THAT can kill their spirits. Why even put an ad up if you aren't willing to be reasonable? Sorry this parrot isn't perfect. You can't expect people to give you Toucan fucking Sam for free. I can't take him to the SPCA. They told me never to come back after I tried to give them a bunch of rats that my rat trap caught but didn't kill. If you don't take my parrot, I'm afraid my only option is to release him into my backyard, and then shoot him with my shotgun for sport. From Sandra ********* to Me You are a f*cking lunatic. From Me to Sandra *********** Sandra please take my parrot. I just checked and I don't have any more birdshot shells for my gun. Please don't make me have to drive all the way to Delaware to get more.

IVI i K E [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	08 Mar 2010 08:19pm
	How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger? Go fuck yourself. roflol loved that part

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	08 Mar 2010 08:24pm
	Quote by Gohan: How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass....roflol loved that part yea i bet you did

IVI i K E [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	08 Mar 2010 08:30pm
	Quote by Gogeta: Quote by Gohan: How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass....roflol loved that part yea i bet you did i did

IVI i K E [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	08 Mar 2010 08:30pm
	Quote by Gogeta: Quote by Gohan: How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass....roflol loved that part yea i bet you did i did