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Skullzy![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/6be195a5df.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 16 Jan 2015 02:35am |
| 21. I have a secret toe nail collection 22. I have always wondered what's so secret about victoria 23. I once peed myself jumping off of the high dive at a swimming pool  24. After playing Assassins Creed a week straight, my family took a trip to an old spanish fort, and I ran and jumped around it, and fake assassinated people when I jumped out of bushes. 25. The authorities were called 26. Sometimes I get so mad I could punch a baby in the face, but instead I slap a pussy. 27. I used to be in a gang called the vaginas, because vaginas could take a pounding. 28. I call my brother Randy (from TPB) because he never wears a shirt. 29. After a shower, I usually stay in my towel for half the day. 30. I frequently make fun of different races, but only for the fun in it. 31. I believe all corporate people are monsters. 32. All corporate people are monsters. 33. I'm circumcised  34. I have painted a valley with a river, although unnoticeable I have put an alligator eating a person .35. I once made my grandma who has alzheimers pot brownies, and she remembered me.  36. I wish I could have a tiger, so I could ride it into battle. 37. I wish America would revolutionize  38. For the NSA, don't read #37 39. Some of the people here are retated (peter griffin version )40. Seriously I want a tiger |
[DG] -Assassin-![[avatar]](http://s4.tinypic.com/plnwl_th.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 16 Jan 2015 02:47am |
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| part 4 61. A1steak sauce is not a good lube 62. I have always wanted a mustache ride 63. I'm a brony 64. I have a crush on mr T 65. A pork sandwich is not code for lets orgy 66. I keep trying to catch bill Cosby on tour so he may rufee me 67. Women don't like it when u hide in there bathroom and yell surprise when they flush 68. I'm no longer aloud to go to mcdonalds do to the actions of # 67 69. < I can't wright this numbers with out giggling 70. i want to get pregnant 71. Horses do not like there prostate examined 72. During sex I like to yell out old cereal adds ( there great or you'll never get me lucky charms or captain crunch now with cruch Berrys ) 73. Pop corn on a string is not a good anal bead 74. I know where 2 pac is 75. The police say you can't sell real baby's on eBay 76. I just started to use toilet paper again 77. I promised my mom I would not drag my ass across the carpet like the dog when company's over 78. They need to be clear on the sign it said no shoes no shirt no service they never said I have to use pants 79. I text myself in public to feel cool 80. Pet co will not sell me anymore hampsters |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 16 Jan 2015 11:10am |
| you saved the worst (best) for last |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 16 Jan 2015 12:52pm |
| Part 5 81. I have a boil on my ass I named Fred 82. I want to bone Hillary Clinton 83. You can't rent cyber space 84. I guess NO means NO according to the police 85. I'm afraid of gingers 86. Clowns get me horny 87. Waxing your tant hurts ...... Allot 88. I love women with hairy nipples 89. Tony Danza is not the boss 90. I want a 3sum with punky Brewster and Blair from the facts of life 91. No one has ever won publishers clearing house 92. I cum to the party way to early 93. A butt plugg makes a great door stop 94. Batman was gay 95. Robin to 96. Making love is painful for me 4 guys at once hurts 97. Jesus is my dealer 98. When people say can you blow bubbles my first reaction is theirs a clown here ? 99. I like my undies tight 100. A snowball is not what I though it was |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 16 Jan 2015 05:01pm |
| Part 6 101. Finger banging is not an Olympic sport 102. My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard 103. Silica packets make a good substitute for table salt 104. I lived under power lines as a kid 105. I still where a bike helmet when I take the bus 106. I prefer to use a belt and suspenders incase one was to fail 107. I don't trust papa smurf 108. I always wanted to bang smurfett 109. Noddles can be sexual 110. Motor boating is Americas past time fuck you baseball 111. Santa is not real 112. Mrs clause is a gang bang whore 113. I guess there's a difference between pole vaulting and pole dancing 114. I where tube socks with my Gucci lofers 115. Dade county womens prison no longer will let me visit random women 116. Unicycles are gay 117. When I sweat it smells like low tied 118. I get crusty under my balls 119. Reds penis is the biggest penis in all the land 120. I'm banned in 14 states for abusing the Internet 121. I prefer the company of old men 122. I dial the same phone sex line everyday just to talk to real people 123. Bud mud is not cool 124. Nipple clamps is dress code in my house 125. I lie about dead people 126. I have a peanut allergy not a penis allergy 127. I hate people from cape cod 128. Enimas can be fun 129. I once offered Richard Dawson a blow job ... He said no 130. My dream is to be on Maury so he can say I'm not the father to all 16 of my so called kids |
| [DG] -Assassin- [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 16 Jan 2015 06:42pm |
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| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 16 Jan 2015 07:22pm |
| I think we will all die of laughter before you make it to 10k!! |
| Hazymegachill [inactive] Post Count: 87 Respect: 665 | 17 Jan 2015 12:24am |
| i can honestly say i didnt laugh at a single so far |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 17 Jan 2015 12:40am |
Mine are there too  |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 17 Jan 2015 12:52am |
| Part 7 131. I ride the subway at rush hour just to rub people 132. I don't trust escalators 133. Tuna farts are not as cute as they sound 134. I prefer doggie style so he don't see the shame in my eyes 135. When I was 8 I found my mothers sexual pleasure devices and made her pancakes on Mother's Day use them to whip the mix 136. For fun I draw targets on my belly and try to masterbate into the targets 137. Security will not let me back in the mall 138. I spank pussies ( Virginias not cats) 139. Men in bike shorts make me want to go gay 149. I'd eat Oprahs ass out just to say I did 150. One day I will start a band of fatt ass women and write a booty clap record no music just big bootys ass clapping 151. JJ from good times in my idel 152. 711 will not allow me to weez the juice 153. 911 is not a fast way to get a pizza 154. The toilet has the coldest water in my house 155. Slim Jims burn when you insert then into your anus 156. Cats don't find it funny when you poop in there litter box 157. I wash the boys basketball team in there uniforms I find it's important to give them a good scrub 158. Craigslist is a good place to meet the right person 159. The public library no longer lets me use the back computer station 160. Jewish girls don't like to be called HOT ! |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 17 Jan 2015 12:56am |
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mumble901 wrote:
i can honestly say i didnt laugh at a single so far
dont get bitter penguin .. This is a safe place to share your self no judgement |
| Hazymegachill [inactive] Post Count: 87 Respect: 665 | 17 Jan 2015 02:18am |
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Archer wrote:
Mine are there too
i laughed at yours but not tunas |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 17 Jan 2015 02:35am |
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mumble901 wrote:
Archer wrote:
Mine are there too
i laughed at yours but not tunas |
| Hazymegachill [inactive] Post Count: 87 Respect: 665 | 17 Jan 2015 02:38am |
| yours are about gay sex mocking simply and sodomy |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 17 Jan 2015 02:43am |
| Yeah so typical Friday night |
| Hazymegachill [inactive] Post Count: 87 Respect: 665 | 17 Jan 2015 02:45am |
for you  still....no laughter from me |
| Hazymegachill [inactive] Post Count: 87 Respect: 665 | 17 Jan 2015 02:45am |
this thread is just stupid  |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 17 Jan 2015 02:49am |
Negative fucking Nancy who peed in your cherios jesus I mean if you don't like it. I think you have the option not to read it at least thats how my computer works  |
| Hazymegachill [inactive] Post Count: 87 Respect: 665 | 17 Jan 2015 02:51am |
| cheerios* and i dont eat them they taste like crap |
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