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TUNA![[avatar]](http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/drink-like-a-fish-colored.png) [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 15 Jan 2015 06:14pm |
I just want to clean the air with my REAL Internet friends I would like to confess my sins to you Internet people so I feel better when I go to sleep  1. I masterbate .... Allot 2. I once got a friction rash from over masterbating 3. I like rough sex in the woods with older men 4. I'm not gay but for 20 bucks and some mentos I'll blow you 5. I use to pee in the coffee at work 6. I still pee in the coffee at home 7. I my mother had forced sex with a tuna 8. I see dead people's husbands 9. I like to put hot Peppers in my bum on Tuesdays 10. I don't like white people 11. Brad and I sex chat on snap chat He don't know its me 12. I only have sex with fat chicks 13. I don't where undies when I where mini skirts 14. I use my EBT card to buy mafia crime points 15. I once fingered a chicken 16. Anal sex isn't anal sex with out the blood 17. I enjoy the smell of coffins 18. Starbucks can eat my ass 19. I listen to classical music recomposed into euro trash techno 20. I sit to pee Thanks for reading my first 20 I feel better |
Skullzy![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/6be195a5df.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 15 Jan 2015 06:17pm |
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RichCovs![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/809eac0.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 58 Respect: 55 | 15 Jan 2015 06:54pm |
| What? You're missing 9,980 confessions |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 15 Jan 2015 06:55pm |
| Wait till update I'll give you 20 a day I can spill all the beans |
| RichCovs [inactive] Post Count: 58 Respect: 55 | 15 Jan 2015 07:04pm |
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| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 15 Jan 2015 07:06pm |
if I made one of these would I be a thief?  |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 15 Jan 2015 07:07pm |
| no this is good for the soul you need to talk about it |
12191![[avatar]](http://s18.postimg.org/ck35l0mcl/avatar_simbad.png){kind=avatar} [inactive] Post Count: 121 Respect: 102 | 15 Jan 2015 09:06pm |
| Wouldn't this technically belong in Off Topic? I mean..i don't see how it is in anyway associated with the game! lmao |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 15 Jan 2015 09:18pm |
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Crazyy_Neon wrote:
Wouldn't this technically belong in Off Topic? I mean..i don't see how it is in anyway associated with the game! lmao
huh ? What you talking bout ?? Lol this is me poring my heart out to you |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 15 Jan 2015 09:52pm |
1. Masturbating has become more of a chore than a refreshing activity for me  2. Because of it, I have huge muscles, I use two hands  3. I've never had sex in the woods, but sounds like fun  4. Vagina > Anal 5. I use to spit in my cousins oatmeal because she was a rotten bitch 6. I now spit in my brothers oatmeal because hes a hater 7. I've wanted to become a rapper, but I've also realized I'm not black. 8. It seems god destroys more than he creates. 9. When my family bows their heads to pray, I stick my fingers in my ears and do jazz hands. 10. I once have done the harlem shake, alone, and naked. 11. I cook myself up some delicious food, but usually only when I'm home alone so noone else can get any of it. 12. They don't deserve it!  13. I have once seen a UFO chillin on my driveway, dunno if it was a dream or not but afterwards I stayed up all night and ate chips and watched movies. 14. MC is run like a military dictatorshit 15. I don't like Russia. 16. Or China. 17. I once left my dog outside for an hour in the winter because I forgot I left her out cuz I was playing a game and she died (unrelated to that) and I never made it up to her18. If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would use tuna as bait 19. MH370 was really taken by aliens 20. Tuna is a preacher, and he touched me in weird places |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 15 Jan 2015 10:10pm |
| wow that's good stuff see that's what it's about touching people's privates ... I mean hearts |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 15 Jan 2015 10:24pm |
| What's the difference? |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 15 Jan 2015 11:26pm |
| Ok your right part 2 21. I have given up on pants 22. I stalk women in real life 23. I stalk men on my internet life 24. My bike has no seat 25. When I play MC I wear make up I like to be pretty 26. I was Brest fed until I was 27 27. I enjoy the taste of laxatives 28. I play 35 other games like this 29. I run a blog about cats 30. I don't trust girls 31. I have a cheese fetish 33. I'm on the fence with Brazilian fart porn 34. For extra cash I work the gas station on rt 9 I'm the glory hole engineer 35. I chill out at lesbian bars in a flannel shirt 36. I use to smoke weed but I forgot where I stashed it 37. Until the age of 10 I though fat ass was my name 38. My father never abused me the way I wanted he only hit me 39. I've been on datelines how to catch a predator 6 times 40. My new girl friend says up skirting is not the same as a selfie |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 15 Jan 2015 11:28pm |
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[DG] -Assassin-![[avatar]](http://s4.tinypic.com/plnwl_th.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 16 Jan 2015 01:35am |
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[DG] Akeno Bunny![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/4d/4d19d30825.jpeg) [inactive] Post Count: 137 Respect: 2050 | 16 Jan 2015 01:55am |
| This dudes a fucking riot man. I'd love to see you, and Skyy in a room together..... Naked.... and wrestling. |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 16 Jan 2015 01:56am |
| Tuna reminds me of sammy off of blue mountain state |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 16 Jan 2015 01:59am |
| Part 3 41. I was number 1 in my jr high circle jerk contest 42. When I order pizza I answer the door naked .. Allot 43. Crabs is not funny 44. I like really old women to twerk 45. I enjoy slapping pussies (cats not vaginas) 46. I ve done allot of hardcore drugs now I just blow coke 47. I donate sperm to poor people in Africa 48. I have 4000 downloads on my iPod all 4000 are differnt versions of what what in the butt 49. I enjoy getting Rick rolled 50. I drink milk from the container 51. I never use rubbers 52. I have a ton of STDs 53. I like fat chicks in yoga pants 54. Goats make me horny 55. When the wind blows I'm super horny 56. I once cyber sexed my grandma that was a good thanksgiving 57. I like wal Mart 58. I'm not allowed back to sea world after the incident that sea turtle was in heat 59. I don't shave insted I glue pubic hair to my face to look manly 60. I have an inverted penis |
| Skullzy [inactive] Post Count: 396 Respect: 446 | 16 Jan 2015 02:01am |
| Lmfaorofl |
| [DG] -Assassin- [inactive] Post Count: 118 Respect: 4169 | 16 Jan 2015 02:05am |
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