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[tHï] Terry Mardy![[avatar]](http://imageshack.com/a/img540/7160/UwgHCo.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 169 Respect: 1059 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 29 Mar 2013 03:07am |
| to suck his own dick |
[DH] xXDark KnightXx![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/g/avatarblah.png){kind=avatar} [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 29 Mar 2013 03:16am |
| However this posed a problem, he was a bear bestowed with smarts, rage, athletic Bear physical prowess, yet tiny little bear pee pee... Luckily his friend Brad loaned him his very own penis pump, He quickly got to work.... Then he heard a knock on the cave bolder (door).. |
THE J O K E R![[avatar]](http://5j2014mskeleghan.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/dark-knight-rises-the-joker-batman-best-on-wallls-com-80969.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 33 Respect: 841 | 29 Mar 2013 03:34am |
| low and behold the fuzz tracked him back to his cave where he laid naked and vulnerable when suddenly |
[KCF] Kip Dynamite Bunny*![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/g/2032KipAvi.png) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -37 | 29 Mar 2013 03:45am |
| He remembered a magic trick. dun-dun-duh-dun-dun, go-go-gadget dick! Hit the floor, ain't no doubt about it, caused an earthquake AND a power outage. The police... |
| [DH] xXDark KnightXx [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 29 Mar 2013 06:44pm |
| All pissed themselves like scared little bitches and began to drop their weapons and plead mercy to the enraged now dangerously sober bear... Their cries went unanswered, This bear fuckin hated pigs n he was pissed and sober and still had will smith poo on his fur a bit... With a devious smile he walked towards the swat team n.... |
| [KCF] Kip Dynamite Bunny* [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -37 | 29 Mar 2013 10:26pm |
Sucked on their toes. One by one. *slurrrppp*  holy fuck |
| [DH] xXDark KnightXx [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 30 Mar 2013 12:34am |
| * I did t see that one coming * Being satisfied with his meal of toe jam he proceed to walk his ass down the mountain to the liquor store, about a quarter way there he got lazy... The swat team was all busy washing there feet and texting their wives telling them how much they love them... So he jacked their tactical van, he's always wanted to GTA a cop car and now he had, he was so happy he shit himself, and he thought to himself: "That's must be exactly how Mr Smith felt in that pog0..." |
| [tHï] Terry Mardy [inactive] Post Count: 169 Respect: 1059 | 30 Mar 2013 03:14am |
| Brad suddenly appeared out of nowhere and stood infront of the cop car before the bear could drive off |
Darth Maul![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/i/darhtmaulavi.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 9 Respect: 537 | 30 Mar 2013 09:04pm |
| to his magical penis lady bear cave |
| [KCF] Kip Dynamite Bunny* [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -37 | 30 Mar 2013 09:12pm |
what the FUCK kind of story time is this? Stories, not dicks. Fuckerheads.  ...that he immediately left, due to its rather strange dick-like atmosphere. He decided that he would not only drive down to the liquor store, but he wouldn't pay for his alcohol, but rather drive through the glass window and take what he wanted... |
-Dark Bunny- For Sale PP![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/4491db.png) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 199 | 31 Mar 2013 02:59am |
| The pussy magnet. with this he proceeded to... |
| [DH] xXDark KnightXx [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 31 Mar 2013 06:47am |
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Kipperz teh Bunny wrote:
what the FUCK kind of story time is this?
Stories, not dicks. Fuckerheads. ...that he immediately left, due to its rather strange dick-like atmosphere. He decided that he would not only drive down to the liquor store, but he wouldn't pay for his alcohol, but rather drive through the glass window and take what he wanted... he didn't hold back this time, he emptied a duffle bag that once held the SWAT's stash of confiscated Mexican counterfeit twinkies... Walked over took all the best booze n all the jack links beef jerky (He aimed to get that big booty hoe of his dreams, baby has rump, thighs, tits, n a hairy over coat..yeah lady Squatch) Having completed this he decided to share the wealth he road over to FoxBunny's midget chicken house, he had a feeling he would run into... |
| Darth Maul [inactive] Post Count: 9 Respect: 537 | 31 Mar 2013 05:59pm |
| his transvestite mother/father who had confused him about much of life and screwed him up mentally and then |
| [DH] xXDark KnightXx [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 31 Mar 2013 07:32pm |
| He swooped up his 200% brother Cartmen and they set after his missing cheesie poofs.. |
| Darth Maul [inactive] Post Count: 9 Respect: 537 | 01 Apr 2013 02:19am |
| and they found them so they went to the market to buy some more and that's were they meet |
| [DH] xXDark KnightXx [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 01 Apr 2013 03:25am |
| Molez who's buying home pregnancy tests, accompanied by.. |
| [KCF] Kip Dynamite Bunny* [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -37 | 01 Apr 2013 06:46am |
| ...none other than Totty. Turns out she's no longer on brad's dick, after being booted from MC, she now lurks with/behind teh Almightee Dmsuse. Upon noticing the bear, she... |
[K²] Jayhawk![[avatar]](http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/users/3427.png) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 49 | 01 Apr 2013 07:41am |
| smiled like a priest locked in a boys home for the night. She had never seen or felt a go-go-gadget penis before. When the bear noticed her licking her lips, he decided to |
| [DH] xXDark KnightXx [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 288 | 01 Apr 2013 07:33pm |
| Make with more toe sucking... And as we all know toe sucking leads to donkey punching, so after taking off his mechanized go-go-gadget-beardick cod piece he pee'd on her growled and... |
| Darth Maul [inactive] Post Count: 9 Respect: 537 | 03 Apr 2013 03:53am |
| then went out a fucking spree that caused so many std's and pregnancies. the end |
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