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The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

03 Nov 2009 11:58pm

I threw ya boy down and his legs got broken, Now he's in a wheelchair, straight gold spokin', Don't mess with my crew, we ain't bout jokin', My AK-47 has gotcha all chokin' Like yo girly on my dick, I got her deep throatin', OOOh! Is thatcha safe conveniently left open?, Now we got weed me and ya lady be smokin', Thanks for the Rolex I hope it ain't stolen', Off to ya car I'm thinkin bout rollin', Drove it off a cliff, real big explosion, I used ya credit cards, now they all frozen.... ok now next guy has to continue on from where I left off....

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	04 Nov 2009 12:11am
	I rhyme tight for a honky word to you're motha

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

04 Nov 2009 01:55am

Here's another one.... Last year, I was facing incarceration, Two DUIs & public intoxication, But the Judge gave me deferred judification, Three hundred hours & three years probation, To no surprise I was filled with frustration, P.O. always called my name when it came to urination, I passed every time which added to my elation, Got off in a year, and went on vacation, Met a young lady that loved my ejaculation, Magnum condom on so no proliferation, She kinda looks mixed but says she's caucasian, She'll look even better with breast augmentation, Sex on the beach is a prohibitation, Kicked off the islands for exploitation, Took my passport for further investigation, Still tried to marry her, but no co-habitation, She was hot, but full of retardation, I'll get at least one last fuck out of desperation, After that she's gonna have to use vibration, Single again, time for celebration, To the strip clubs with no hesitation, Free lap dance but now they want a donation, Hate this dam place, its a dam hoe nation, Cops on their way, time to change my location, Head to "Nookies" at least that's my destination, Cops pull me over asking for registration, He tried to act tough and full of intimidation, Said if I was rude he'd book me at the station, Had to get out of the God dam situation, Made me think fast and use my imagination, I told the cop thought he's the best in the nation, So he let me go after grinning with elation, Hate those dam cops with all their agitation, Got to Nookies, girls back in the equation, My nuts still full and need evacuation, Got a lap dance forddy dolla from an asian, She was real hot and full of accommodation, Put my hands on her free finger exploration, But she told me hundred dolla fo penetration, After checking my funds and deliberation, We came to an agreement on oral stimulation, She gave good head and gave my balls consideration, Said her jaw hurt and was full of lubrication, Gave her a tip cause me likey all asians

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	04 Nov 2009 05:22pm

[RET] WRECKED BUNNY [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1350	04 Nov 2009 06:26pm

Samurai Mugen [inactive] Post Count: 6 Respect: 190	04 Nov 2009 09:01pm
	Quote by SHREKINATOR: I threw ya boy down and his legs got broken, Now he's in a wheelchair, straight gold spokin', lmfao! Thats to funny

Vaseliine [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	04 Nov 2009 10:28pm
	Why does the whole verse end in "in'" Usually its like 2 maybe 3 lines rhyme not a whole block

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	05 Nov 2009 12:37am
	he thought it was cool to do

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	06 Nov 2009 09:19am
	Quote by Vaseliine: Why does the whole verse end in "in'" Usually its like 2 maybe 3 lines rhyme not a whole block its much harder to stick on one ending, AND have it make sense choose something to rap about and i'll write you something

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

06 Nov 2009 09:20am

Last year, I was facing incarceration, Two DUIs & public intoxication, But the Judge gave me deferred judification, Three hundred hours & three years probation, To no surprise I was filled with frustration, P.O. always called my name when it came to urination, I passed every time which added to my elation, Got off in a year, and went on vacation, Met a young lady that loved my ejaculation, Magnum condom on so no proliferation, She kinda looks mixed but says she's caucasian, She'll look even better with breast augmentation, Sex on the beach is a prohibitation, Kicked off the islands for exploitation, Took my passport for further investigation, Still tried to marry her, but no co-habitation, She was hot, but no domestication, I'll get at least one last fuck out of desperation, After that she's gonna have to use vibration, Single again, time for celebration, To the strip clubs with no hesitation, Free lap dance but now they want a donation, Hate this dam place, its a dam hoe nation, Cops on their way, time to change my location, Head to "Nookies" at least that was my destination, Cops pulled me over asking for my registration, He tried to act tough and full of intimidation, Said if I was rude he'd book me at the station, Had to get out of the God dam situation, Said they'd keep the truck straight confiscation, Made me think fast and use my imagination, I told the cop thought he's the best in the nation, So he let me go after grinning with elation, Hate those dam cops with all their agitation, Got to Nookies, girls back in the equation, My nuts still full and need evacuation, Got a lap dance forddy dolla from an asian, She was real hot and full of accommodation, Put my hands on her free finger exploration, But she told me hundred dolla fo penetration, After checking my funds and deliberation, We came to an agreement on oral stimulation, She gave good head and gave my balls consideration, Said her jaw hurt and was full of lubrication, Gave her a tip because of persuasion, She should work for me I'm good with delegation, Call me 'Big C' that's my abbreviation, Pimp by trade guilty by association, Got promoted up got full authorization, Partied that night thanks for the congratulation, Picked my bottom bitch after examination, Now I got her full of manipulation, Good at giving head is her best qualification, Girlfriend experience in full simulation, Cocks give her a full standing ovation, Been hookin' for years but lacks motivation, Even though off work she fucks for recreation, Loves to play sex games like domination, She's into S&M and genital mutilation, Cum so hard make ya have a hallucination, I thought I saw God and had a revelation, I could get 'Hoeing' legal with a federation, All of us together could change the legislation, Porno and Pepsi-Cola that's our generation,

Vaseliine [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	06 Nov 2009 07:09pm
	If you were to release that you wouldn't get far. Full verses sound incredibly stupid if they have the same ending over and over. 4 lines with the same ending MAX

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	06 Nov 2009 09:28pm
	Lmao yea please dont record this.. maybe can be put in a book of Gay Poetry but Rhymes no way. and freestyle my ass..

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	08 Nov 2009 10:25pm
	Quote by Vaseliine: If you were to release that you wouldn't get far. Full verses sound incredibly stupid if they have the same ending over and over. 4 lines with the same ending MAX Thanks for the heads up Eminem

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	08 Nov 2009 10:27pm
	Quote by B o n k e r z R.iP: Lmao yea please dont record this.. maybe can be put in a book of Gay Poetry but Rhymes no way. and freestyle my ass.. Bonkz you're a sad individual. You're just mad I kicked you from the gang twice biatch

~Sup3rMan~ [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1

10 Nov 2009 12:11am

I stand my ground lyrically bound, To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound, Then next brotha that wishes ta speed bye, Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi, It makes me sick that all these wannabes wanna try, To testify, I DENY! Access to my tireless trainin', As I work on the stage, style drainin', All the methodical fools frontin' tools, Screamin' they lay the law make the rules, Yet they need mad PRACTICE! TRACK THIS! I'am the one who drops knowledge in a rage like an angry sage, Writin' confusin' chapters forcin' fakaz to turn the page, You lock me in the cage, I JUST BUST YA GAUGE! I've been work since the age of a juvenile, Kickin' continuous hotbeats and phat style, YET YOUR IN THIEF DENIAL! Walkin' tall yet stolen profile, And now your in Hell's court, time for the trial, Your turn to be tested and bested, Like I was before I rested, And took on the brothaz on the current rap scence, Kickin' madd whackness yet clockin' madd green, I'VE COME TO REIGN SUPREME!!! Bring forth my lyrical dream team, DIVINE, MURDA, AND SCHEME!! So don't forget to avoid the blink, Stand wide-eyed and think, Cause my gat reacts faster than your bat, When its all over, People will stand above and ask, who was that? The insane mic rocka, The fake b~tch stalka, beast mode nigg

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

22 Nov 2009 01:57pm

Last year, I was facing incarceration, Two DUIs & public intoxication, But the Judge gave me deferred judification, Three hundred hours & three years probation, To no surprise I was filled with frustration, P.O. called my name when it came to urination, I passed every time which added to my elation, Off in a year when they closed the investigation, Packed up my bags headed straight on vacation, Met a lil' freak with a breast augmentation, She kinda looked mixed but said she's caucasian, She was hot but full of retardation, All I wanted from her was a combination, Her tits my face end of the explanation, Magnum condom on so no proliferation, Sex on their beach is a prohibitation Got kicked off the islands for exploitation, Took my passport for further investigation, Still tried to marry her, but no co-habitation, I'll get one last fuck out of desperation, After that she'll have to use vibration, Single again, time for celebration, Jumped in the whip wood grain with navigation, Windows fogged up due to condensation, Rides hotboxed due to lack of ventilation, OG Kush is amazin my feet lost all sensation, This ain't no exaggeration, My head's suffering from elevation, We used a bong instead of vaporation, My friends bout to die due to aspiration, Cops pulled me over asking for my registration, He tried to act tough & full of intimidation, Said if I lied he'd book me at the station, Had to get out of the God dam situation, Said they'd keep the whip government confiscation, Made me think fast & use my imagination, Told the cop I thought he's the best in the nation, So he let me go ending his interrogation, Hate those dam cops with all their agitation, To the strip clubs with no hesitation, Free lap dance but now they wanna donation, Stripper told me she loves her occupation, Said she hates it but loves the compensation, Cops on their way, time to change my location, Head to "Nookies" at least that was my destination, Got to Nookies, girls back in the equation, My nuts still full and need evacuation, Blowjob be nice or some copulation, Got a lap dance Fo Dee dolla from an asian, She was real hot and full of accommodation, Put my hands on her free finger exploration, But she told me hundred dolla fo penetration, After checking my funds and deliberation, We came to an agreement on oral stimulation, She gave good head and gave my balls consideration, Said her jaw hurt and was full of lubrication, Gave her a tip because of persuasion, She should work for me I'm good with delegation, Call me 'Big C' that's my abbreviation, Pimp by trade guilty by association, Got promoted up got full authorization, Partied that night thanks for the congratulation, Picked my bottom bitch after examination, After watchin' her I came to the realization, Good at giving head is her best qualification, Girlfriend experience comes in full simulation, Cocks give her a full standing ovation, She been hookin' 4 years but lacks motivation, Even though off work she fucks for recreation, Loves to play sex games like domination, She's into S&M and genital mutilation, Cum so hard make ya have a hallucination, I thought I saw God and had a revelation, I could get 'Hoeing' legal with a federation, All of us together could change the legislation, Porno and Pepsi-Cola that's our generation, OG Kush as a strain always brings domination, Its got better genes & better cultivation, Seeds are worth more due to germination, Just add water as well as nutration, I can smoke more cause of my toleration, My bong water is cold ice cubes for filtration, Water kept fresh with no stagnation, Hash on top is my newest integration, Double bubble hash better than masturbation, I just sit back & enjoy the relaxation, Smoke with the best hangin' for the duration, I'd be Trump if smokin' was an occupation, Rolled so many blunts could start a corporation, Too much red tape & legal documentation, I'm a farmer with my money cultivation, This rap is almost done by my calculation, Please do a word search full googlization, I've used the most words ending in a "ation"

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	22 Nov 2009 01:59pm
	Quote by Vaseliine: If you were to release that you wouldn't get far. Full verses sound incredibly stupid if they have the same ending over and over. 4 lines with the same ending MAX Its not meant as a serious gangsta rap. Its for shits and giggles

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	22 Nov 2009 02:03pm
	[CON] Malicious is so dangerous, her killing is meticulous, Bunnies get so furious, This is why they're warding us

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

22 Nov 2009 02:06pm

Quote by Funk_bunny: I stand my ground lyrically bound, To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound, Then next brotha that wishes ta speed bye, Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi, It makes me sick that all these wannabes wanna try, To testify, I DENY! Access to my tireless trainin', needs some tweaking but its aight As I work on the stage, style drainin', All the methodical fools frontin' tools, Screamin' they lay the law make the rules, Yet they need mad PRACTICE! TRACK THIS! I'am the one who drops knowledge in a rage like an angry sage, Writin' confusin' chapters forcin' fakaz to turn the page, You lock me in the cage, I JUST BUST YA GAUGE! I've been work since the age of a juvenile, Kickin' continuous hotbeats and phat style, YET YOUR IN THIEF DENIAL! Walkin' tall yet stolen profile, And now your in Hell's court, time for the trial, Your turn to be tested and bested, Like I was before I rested, And took on the brothaz on the current rap scence, Kickin' madd whackness yet clockin' madd green, I'VE COME TO REIGN SUPREME!!! Bring forth my lyrical dream team, DIVINE, MURDA, AND SCHEME!! So don't forget to avoid the blink, Stand wide-eyed and think, Cause my gat reacts faster than your bat, When its all over, People will stand above and ask, who was that? The insane mic rocka, The fake b~tch stalka, beast mode nigg needs some tweaking but its aight your verses need to be same length to rhyme better

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	22 Nov 2009 02:15pm
	I blow more trees than a whale blows water, Pimp by trade any bitch that's hotter, Don't believe me then go ask your daughter, Now pay my ramsome cause you know I got her,