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Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:32pm
	every got caught masterbating??? by anyone not jus parents?? i havent going on 20 yrs still hiding the old secret:D had too many close encounters tho lmao

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 05:33pm
	ohh this is great!! this reminds me of another random memory

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:33pm
	Quote by Gogeta: every got caught masterbating??? by anyone not jus parents?? i havent going on 20 yrs still hiding the old secret:D had too many close encounters tho lmao loads of close encounters, but i got ears of a bat very sharp n quick lol

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 05:35pm
	hahaha ears like a bat. ROFL >.< I had a chihuahua save me from a girls aunt walking in on us. ears like a bat is right1!! I had to hide in the huge back yard for like 50min

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:35pm
	one time jus as my cock milk was shooting out my cousin walked into my house so i had like 15 secs to clean and hide all the shit lmao my heart was beatin soo fast but he didnt suspect anything haha closest one i think

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:37pm
	lol i caught a work mate having a wank over a magazine with girls with clothes on and he was eating cookies, i said to him u can at least fuckin wank over some naked girls and i mean jeez talk about wierd

Fat Jesus [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 0	21 Dec 2009 05:38pm
	Fat Jesus is a great masturbater. Too good to be caught. I jerked off in my 3rd grade class one time in the back and was almost caught. Good times

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:39pm
	never tried in school aint got the guts, i mean imagine the shame if caught

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 05:42pm
	Quote by Fat Jesus: Fat Jesus is a great masturbater. Too good to be caught. I jerked off in my 3rd grade class one time in the back and was almost caught. Good times oh my goodness.. I heard tell of a kid (my best friend actually) who used to rub off though his pant leg in class on a funnier note! I think I shall make another thread, things are a lil to phalic today but fuck it I'm laughing...

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	21 Dec 2009 05:43pm
	No.

Fat Jesus [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 0	21 Dec 2009 05:44pm
	I never really rubbed through my pants, it was unzip and jerk it. Good times. Where's a time machine when you need it

Mad_kash [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -32	21 Dec 2009 05:44pm
	One time I had to let one out at the gym, so I didn't have a boner while I was working out.

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:44pm
	Quote by -Mrs Clause-: No. do you even kno wat id give to catch you masterbating???

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:44pm
	Quote by -Mrs Clause-: No. no gals allowed unless u do quick handjobs

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:44pm
	Quote by Ts. Catharsis: One time I had to let one out at the gym, so I didn't have a boner while I was working out. lmao

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	21 Dec 2009 05:45pm
	LOL Gogeta

Fat Jesus [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 0	21 Dec 2009 05:46pm
	Mrs. Clause, let me smell your english panties followed by a crumpet and a cup of jolly ol tea

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	21 Dec 2009 05:48pm
	I'm scared that a randomer knows im English....Although i havent looked at his profile, could be an old timer.