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5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 05:44pm
	MC I wan you to recall really bad timing.. moments that just sucked because of timing. all kinds! I'll start off.

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21 Dec 2009 05:48pm

Going back to school waiting for my bus stop... and I had a chuby out the blue... I was fucked.. my stop was two away, and it was mad far to the one after my stop... I tried very hard to think the most unsexy thoughts I could... Home work, barney from the simpsons on the poll (doo doo dooo dooo doo doo doo ) Science teacher... her odd semi beard... nothing worked! and the stop was up it did it on it's own ... I had to walk out in with my jansport back pack shielding my cheeky random bodily act..

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:49pm
	thats happens alot to me i just roll with the flow and say to the girls, check this beast out, and they be like eeerrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh

Fat Jesus [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 0	21 Dec 2009 05:51pm
	Mrs. Clause let me smell your english panties and we can eat crumpets and have some jolly ol tea (which probably taste like shit)

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:52pm
	hahahhah shit

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:53pm
	i was at work takin the trash out even tho it wasnt my fuckin job too but all thye other ppl that were workin that day were girls so they made me but anyway i was outside by myself and i hadda fart so i did and it was loud and theres a day care right next door and this girl i like was walkin from jus pickin up here lil sister and she was right behind me nd heard it lmao

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21 Dec 2009 05:54pm

ahahah!!! yeah right!!! when you get older I think you get better unsexy thoughts of something.. all right so this one time, my bro yells out "arrrgghhh matey!!!!!!!!!!" just out of nowhere.. *out walks from the store we walk into, a women with a new eye patch* :shocK: me,"what the fuck you prick!? your fucked up!" bad timing friend,"holly shit! I didn't mean it fucker! I said it randomly" 3rd friend "what are you guys talking about?" bad timing friend *goes into detail explaining with wild hand gestrations* "then I was like ARRGGHH MATEY!!!!!!!!!!!" *we leave the store, as he ends his sentence... waking right by us again with in ear shot at the end, is the poor lady

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:54pm
	yeah but every human has to fart its natural, she should understand that how loud was it on scale 1 to 5

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 05:56pm
	everyone does it but to do it out load next to a strange girl tends to offend them LOL !

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:56pm
	Quote by Skadoosh Rented: yeah but every human has to fart its natural, she should understand that how loud was it on scale 1 to 5 l ike a 4 it smelled soo bad too Lmao and tyhats sayin sumthin considering i wass by a dumpster lmao she jus looked at me and her lil sis was like ewww so i jus walked away lmnao

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:57pm
	Quote by Mutha Fucking BatMan: everyone does it but to do it out load next to a strange girl tends to offend them LOL ! kno i knew her we were talkin and i liked her alot i wanted to ask her out but not after that haha

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:57pm
	hahaha u ever see that girl again?

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 05:58pm
	Quote by Skadoosh Rented: hahaha u ever see that girl again? sometimes... we dont talk like anymore i cant face her after that hehe

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 05:59pm
	wtf? you didn't wanna ask her out cuz of that? dummy she prob likes you more for being a dork

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	21 Dec 2009 05:59pm
	lol that makes me laugh

Mad_kash [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -32	21 Dec 2009 06:00pm
	Quote by Skadoosh Rented: thats happens alot to me i just roll with the flow and say to the girls, check this beast out, and they be like eeerrrrrrgggggggghhhhhh I do that, except for I actaully whip it out.

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	21 Dec 2009 06:01pm
	Quote by Mutha Fucking BatMan: wtf? you didn't wanna ask her out cuz of that? dummy she prob likes you more for being a dork fuck no man it smelled like rotten eggs mixed with burnt rubber

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 06:01pm
	dang son you be hitting them TJ tittie bars hard hu Tak?> how many colors is your dick now?

Mad_kash [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -32	21 Dec 2009 06:04pm
	WHat's wrong with the TJ tittie bars, where else do the strippers spray you with breast milk?

5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	21 Dec 2009 06:19pm
	Quote by Gogeta: Quote by Mutha Fucking BatMan: wtf? you didn't wanna ask her out cuz of that? dummy she prob likes you more for being a dork fuck no man it smelled like rotten eggs mixed with burnt rubber ahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 random memory time.