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Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 05:16pm
For the guys if you had a Va-Jayjay

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For the women if you had a weener

jus for one day how would you spend your day??? what would you do with it????


Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 05:17pm
I would problem spend a few hours getting used to it then hit the corner and make some money...

DeathRider

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10 Feb 2010 05:17pm
I would pee sitting down!!!!!

Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 05:18pm
Quote by Goo:
I would pee sitting down!!!!![/b

i do that when i take a shit anyway

Smurfette

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10 Feb 2010 05:23pm
id fill my minge with candy, hang myself and rent myself out to birthday parties and have little kids beat treats out of me with a wooden stick :up

Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 05:26pm
Quote by DetriMental:
id fill my minge with candy, hang myself and rent myself out to birthday parties and have little kids beat treats out of me with a wooden stick :up


Yea man.. if only were all lucky to go out like that... thats the way to go

Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 05:27pm
since Miz isnt online atm.. ill answer on her behalf...

*Miz* Id fuck gogeta cuz hes Soo Hawt

5553

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10 Feb 2010 05:54pm
Quote by Goo:
I would pee sitting down!!!!!


^^ Lies she all ready does!!!!!!!! :-r

[†] CherryRed

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10 Feb 2010 05:55pm
Honestly? I would have a wank and shag someone...Just to see what was different.

I would also get someone to kick me in the nuts to see if it's as bad as guys say it was. If it werent i was then say ' i told you so' :)

5553

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10 Feb 2010 05:56pm
Quote by The Bear Jew:
since Miz isnt online atm.. ill answer on her behalf...

*Miz* Id fuck gogeta cuz hes Soo Hawt


WOWOWOWOWOW hold teh phone.. that's just gross the ol poop n' stoops :S

/gogeta = back door man

5553

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10 Feb 2010 05:57pm
LMAO @ "told you so"

before the change can we hire a midget to kick you in the camel toe?? just to compare ofc. ;)

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10 Feb 2010 05:57pm
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I would also get someone to kick me in the nuts to see if it's as bad as guys say it was. If it werent i was then say ' i told you so' :)


Don't even joke about that!

It's terrible!

Smurfette

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10 Feb 2010 06:00pm
i think punching a girls titty hurts worse then kicking her taco :|

Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 06:03pm
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i think punching a girls titty hurts worse then kicking her taco :| [/b

idk it all depends if the tip of your shoe kinda goes in the hole a bit and penerates.. and how hard you kick em... either way they'll be all im a girl stop beating my ass whaaa whaaa whaaaa..... but also oucnhing the shit outta her titty can give her breat cancer.. so its like adding insult to injury :D

5553

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10 Feb 2010 06:04pm
^^ avi rocks btw[img]http://www.mafiacrime.org/img/smilies/cool.gif[/img]

/me gets you all used to the "rechode" now..

I'm not sure about that Detri but I do see your point...

but silly tot prob has a moose knuckle, Darwin stores the cunt mus*le of the couple xD


if you lived from being the human perv pinata what would you do after? supposing the bruising had healed ofc.

[†] CherryRed

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10 Feb 2010 06:05pm
It actually hurts if you kick the hood...just saying :|

Smurfette

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10 Feb 2010 06:07pm
thnks my avi represents my many attempts and failing at picking up girls :(

FR0G

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10 Feb 2010 06:13pm
That's a cool avatar. :shock:

5553

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10 Feb 2010 06:14pm
Not about the failed ones Detri... about the times you don't fail that matter..

and sometimes... when you pull a rabbit outa the hat...

all those fails mean shit ;)


so ummm.. anyone know any cunt kicking midgets?

Clint Eastwood

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10 Feb 2010 06:15pm
Quote by -Mrs Smith-:
It actually hurts if you kick the hood...just saying :|


damn what if someone kicked you clitoris right off ROFL lmao aww man thatd hurt for sure..

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