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FunINTheSun [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 66

13 Mar 2010 09:38pm

1. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 2. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. 3. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. 4. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot 5. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 6. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection. 7. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow. 8. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need 9. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum." 10. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 11. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?" 12. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more? 13. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. 14. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? 15. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? 16. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns. 17. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to? 18. Would you like to see my circumcision scar? 19. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway? 20. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. 21. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

LongStrokeBunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 12	13 Mar 2010 10:08pm
	LMFAO... I'm thinking probably not.

FunINTheSun [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 66	13 Mar 2010 10:09pm
	Lmao, yeah. I was being a bit sarcastic and hopeful when posting that. More like slapped than laid.

crazyman_420bunnybitch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	14 Mar 2010 07:30am
	22. walk up to a chick an ask "if i eat ya pussy would u suck my dick"

FunINTheSun [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 66	14 Mar 2010 01:53pm
	Quote by baep_bunny: 22. walk up to a chick an ask "if i eat ya pussy would u suck my dick" That is not very subtle.

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	14 Mar 2010 05:51pm
	It's definitely less subtle then the rest. Though honestly I giggled at a few of them. Right on though.

-BatShitCrazy- For Sale [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 11	14 Mar 2010 06:46pm
	Ask her is she would like to go out for pizza and a f*ck. If she says no, reply "Dont like pizza?"

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	14 Mar 2010 10:38pm
	23. Exscuse me miss but does that baby need a daddy? thats my "captain save a ho" line

DeathRider [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 49	15 Mar 2010 01:44am
	2. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. Thats how I got my girlfriend.

ShortStuff [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 7	15 Mar 2010 01:50am
	Bahahahahahaha...not.

crazyman_420bunnybitch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	15 Mar 2010 03:09am
	24. "if we were the last 2 ppl on the planet...we could do it in public"

Sub-Zero [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1	15 Mar 2010 05:05am
	...If there's not people outside..it'd just be outside...not 'public'...technically. I think.

FunINTheSun [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 66	15 Mar 2010 04:41pm
	Lol Mal, you just used your logic to bitchslap baep

crazyman_420bunnybitch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	15 Mar 2010 07:41pm
	now i gotta red handprinmt on my face

DeathRider [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 49	15 Mar 2010 10:53pm
	Quote by ShortStuff: Bahahahahahaha...not. Whatever. I used that line and you melted.

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 Mar 2010 11:38pm
	Quote by Mama Malicious: ...If there's not people outside..it'd just be outside...not 'public'...technically. I think. ..check outh big brains on mal!....lol

ShortStuff [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 7	16 Mar 2010 02:54am
	Quote by Goo: Whatever. I used that line and you melted. Of course you did darling, you're just that suave... I love you.

Diseased [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	16 Mar 2010 09:39am
	haha