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Smurfette

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26 Apr 2010 08:39am
..and i dont wanna shoot blanks.

is there any cooralation between ballcancer/impotenece and having the lap top on your lap?

im laying in bed right now and this sucker is putting of some heat, my nuts are literally roasting here...i hope no radiation is just frying my boys :S

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26 Apr 2010 08:03pm
yea medical reports show having a laptop on your lap can give you cancer.

seriously fucked up lol. why call it a LAPtop 0.o

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27 Apr 2010 12:45am
If your testicles get too hot then it kills your sperm, its proven. That's why they tell men not to put laptops on their lap or wear tight jeans. There is a reason your balls hang below you body, to keep them at a lower temp. Sorry Det. :(

Smurfette

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27 Apr 2010 01:17am
Quote by ShortStuff:
If your testicles get too hot then it kills your sperm, its proven. That's why they tell men not to put laptops on their lap or wear tight jeans. There is a reason your balls hang below you body, to keep them at a lower temp. Sorry Det. :(



son of a bitch..........good thing i have an abundance of baby batter frozen in storage, but still no more laptop in bed! :-z

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27 Apr 2010 01:23am
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son of a bitch..........good thing i have an abundance of baby batter frozen in storage, but still no more laptop in bed! :-z


nojust put a book under it of get a laptop platform that they make just for that resion

Smurfette

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27 Apr 2010 01:33am
nope. from now on im using my lap top with my nuts as far away from it as possible. laying down on my belly, with the lower part of my buddy outside a window

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27 Apr 2010 01:37am
hey man shooting blanks aint all that bad..im sterile from something i was born with..u know what that means? that i dont have to use a condom with gf's/friends with benefits

always use a condom for one nighters though lol i dont need a leaky dick

ShortStuff

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27 Apr 2010 02:20am
Awww Poor Det, I didn't mean to scare you that bad. Just get like a laptop table to sit in your bed, or a pillow to sit it on. Just don't leave it on your junk :)

Smurfette

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27 Apr 2010 10:15am
Quote by ShortStuff:
Awww Poor Det, I didn't mean to scare you that bad. Just get like a laptop table to sit in your bed, or a pillow to sit it on. Just don't leave it on your junk :)


nah its scary that people put shit like that out with out a proper warning...LOL...i meani was literraly fryin my nuts for a couple weeks......do you thinksince i was looking at porn and had a boner most the time it maybe would of counter affected the imptoencey thing, or maybe theres an off chance i could get super powers?....super dick and balls power....im ean there pretty powerfull alone let me teelll you whhat.

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27 Apr 2010 05:28pm
idk about all that... lol

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