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Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2

13 May 2010 12:12am

........i cant even get into it ill just post roger eberts review: It's not death itself that's so bad. It's what you might have to go through to get there. No horror film I've seen inflicts more terrible things on its victims than “The Human Centipede.” You would have to be very brave to choose this ordeal over simply being murdered. Maybe you'd need to also be insane. I'm about to describe what happens to the film's victims. This will be a spoiler. I don't care, because (1) the details are common knowledge in horror film circles, and (2) if you don't know, you may be grateful to be warned. This is a movie I don't think I should be coy about. OK. Dr. Heiter is a mad scientist. He was once a respected surgeon, but has now retreated to his luxurious home in the German forest, which contains an operating room in the basement. His skin has a sickly pallor, his hair is dyed black, his speech reminds us of a standard Nazi, and he gnashes his teeth. He is filled with hatred and vile perversion. He drugs his victims and dumps them into his Mercedes. When they regain consciousness, they find themselves tied to hospital beds. He provides them with a little slide show to brief them on his plans. He will demonstrate his skills as a surgeon by — hey, listen, now you'd really better stop reading. What's coming next isn't so much a review as a public service announcement. Heiter plans to surgically join his victims by sewing together their mouths and anuses, all in a row, so the food goes in at the front and comes out at the rear. They will move on their hands and knees like an insect. You don't want to be part of the Human Centipede at all, but you most certainly don't want to be in the middle. Why does he want to commit this atrocity? He is insane, as I've already explained. [IMG]http://images.mafiacrime.org/c/bilde.jpg[/IMG] He also wants to do it because he is in a movie by Tom Six, a Dutch director whose previous two films average 4 out of 10 on the IMDb.com scale, which is a score so low very few directors attain it. Six has now made a film deliberately intended to inspire incredulity, nausea and hopefully outrage. It's being booked as a midnight movie, and is it ever. Boozy fanboys will treat it like a thrill ride. And yet within Six, there stirs the soul of a dark artist. He treats his material with utter seriousness; there's none of the jokey undertone of a classic Hammer horror film like “Scream … and Scream Again” (1970), in which every time the victim awoke, another limb had been amputated. That one starred the all-star trio of Vincent Price, Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, and you could see they were having fun. Dieter Laser, who plays Dr. Heiter, takes the role with relentless sincerity. This is his 63rd acting role, but, poor guy, is seemingly the one he was born to play. Tom Six is apparently the director's real name. I learn his favorite actor is Klaus Kinski, he is an AK-47 enthusiast, and wears RAF sunglasses and Panama hats. Not the kind of guy you want to share your seat on a Ferris wheel. He has said, “I get a rash from too much political correctness.” I promise you that after this movie, his skin was smooth as a Gerber baby's. I have long attempted to take a generic approach. In other words, is a film true to its genre and does it deliver what its audiences presumably expect? “The Human Centipede” scores high on this scale. It is depraved and disgusting enough to satisfy the most demanding midnight movie fan. And it's not simply an exploitation film. The director makes, for example, effective use of the antiseptic interior of Heiter's labyrinthine home. Doors and corridors lead nowhere and anywhere. In a scene where the police come calling, Six wisely has Heiter almost encourage their suspicions. And there is a scene toward the end, as the Human Centipede attempts escape, that's so piteous, it transcends horror and approaches tragedy. The members of the Centipede are Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie and Akihiro Kitamura. The Japanese actor screams in subtitled Japanese, perhaps because he will broaden the film's appeal among Asian horror fans. In the film's last half, the two actresses don't scream at all, if you follow me. I am required to award stars to movies I review. This time, I refuse to do it. The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine.

[Γ] Waluigi [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 174	13 May 2010 01:12am
	I dont want to nor will i read that...

Nis [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 31	13 May 2010 01:42am
	WHY would you even post that Detri, that's fucking disgusting!

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	13 May 2010 06:38am
	i wanna see it.. but basically if your in the middle ur in the worse possible position cuz ur assole and ur lips with be in pain.. the person on the end is jus gonna have tons of shit in the mouth and fucked up mouth but the person in the front is where u wanna be deffinantly all u do is have a sore ass and shit into someone elses mouth,.. gross lmao

Do Da Bum [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	13 May 2010 06:22pm
	Wtf? Just..... wtf?

MIDGETS HUNTING [inactive] Post Count: 3 Respect: 1343	13 May 2010 10:54pm
	Haha. mate showed me this the other day, thanks for reminding me to download it

Euforeah [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 16	13 May 2010 11:28pm
	The tagline for the movie is 100% Medically Accurate.

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	14 May 2010 07:54am
	well fuck if someone does see it get back HERE and tell us all aboot it

crazyman_420bunnybitch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	14 May 2010 07:13pm
	fuck rodger ebert...he has no taste

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 May 2010 12:05am
	fuck it, i have to watch this movie, i dont know why........its all ive been talking about, people think im insane.... i gotta gt it outa my system

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	15 May 2010 12:09am
	Quote by baep_bunny: fuck rodger ebert...he has no taste[/b yeah his reviews are werid....he didnt like clockwork orange or the usual suspects but he loved speed 2 and Junior (the one were arnold scwarzennger is pregnant:roll:)

jessEEkuh [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	15 May 2010 11:11am
	That just sounds... weird...

BiSh [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	15 May 2010 12:56pm
	I watching it

jessEEkuh [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	15 May 2010 05:22pm
	So Detrimental puts it as his avi.

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	22 May 2010 09:02am
	Quote by jessEEkuh So Detrimental puts it as his avi. so what if i did?....im oddly fascinated by this whole concept......

The Badger [inactive] Post Count: 3 Respect: -43	22 May 2010 09:42am
	Quote by Detri Quote by baep_bunny: fuck rodger ebert...he has no taste[/b yeah his reviews are werid....he didnt like clockwork orange or the usual suspects but he loved speed 2 and Junior (the one were arnold scwarzennger is pregnant:roll:) How could you not like Clockwork Orange???

Smurfette [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	22 May 2010 09:48am
	Quote by The Badger Quote by Detri Quote by baep_bunny: fuck rodger ebert...he has no taste[/b yeah his reviews are werid....he didnt like clockwork orange or the usual suspects but he loved speed 2 and Junior (the one were arnold scwarzennger is pregnant:roll:) How could you not like Clockwork Orange??? anything kubrick is pretty much classic, i feel ya...

[Γ] Waluigi [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 174	22 May 2010 08:30pm
	Detri = freak