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BROLLY![[avatar]](http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr329/joshbvp/BROLLY.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 16 Aug 2010 06:25pm |
| i wake up log on to mc2 read mail do dailes then BAM i open new tab and watch some lezbos i reach for the lotion and meat beat for like 3 seconds and next thing u know a fucking wasp land on my hand I SCREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh then my family wakes up and see me with a wet lotiony hand and screaming .... FTW |
Confusion Bunny![[avatar]](http://i39.tinypic.com/117z9eg.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 40 | 16 Aug 2010 06:29pm |
sounds made up  why u jacking it infront of your sleeping family... |
| BROLLY [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 16 Aug 2010 06:30pm |
yeah it is made up ...  |
Gohan![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/e/ddd.png) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 633 | 16 Aug 2010 06:32pm |
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| BROLLY [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 16 Aug 2010 06:32pm |
| first. i dont jack. second. i dont watch lezbians .only black CHICKs .. |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 16 Aug 2010 06:33pm |
| So you just get really bad blue balls? |
| BROLLY [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 16 Aug 2010 06:35pm |
| wow u guys are gullable .. why would i do this pssh dude if a wasp landed on my hand in real life .. i probally squssh it and use it a my lube |
Hai Yushi![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/d/christinafr.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1 | 16 Aug 2010 06:37pm |
wow, this is sooooo mafia  |
Poet![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/i/2576tumblr_m7ju1hvdo91qdc388o1_500.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 18 | 16 Aug 2010 06:38pm |
| I recall the same thing happening to Gotti, so yeah. |
| Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169 | 16 Aug 2010 06:43pm |
| Quote by Hai Yushi wow, this is sooooo mafia You are SOOO right! |
Blackhand.![[avatar]](http://images.wildammo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tyson.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 47 | 16 Aug 2010 07:31pm |
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Dailies :)![[avatar]](http://www.picweed.com/files/Remember%20When%20Someone%20Annoys%20You...-1315903370.png) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1 | 16 Aug 2010 08:04pm |
| I wonder, many wierd people have been posting stupid threads lately, do you think it's the same person. |
| Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832 | 16 Aug 2010 08:11pm |
| Wat an amatuer,, id be jackin my family while they were sleep nd then jizz on my sis |
| Hai Yushi [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -1 | 16 Aug 2010 08:13pm |
| Quote by Check my moves hoe Selling Wat an amatuer,, id be jackin my family while they were sleep nd then jizz on my sis that is disgusting |
5384![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/g/stripes.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4 | 16 Aug 2010 08:38pm |
| ok wake up 6 am to 4 piles of dog poo on the carpet from a pretty good size sick dog....now that's a bad morning not the worst i'll grant you but pretty much sucks anyway...lol NOT a great wake up call... |
| Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832 | 16 Aug 2010 08:52pm |
| Omg I woulda rubbed my dick all over those piles mmmm |
| 5384 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4 | 16 Aug 2010 08:54pm |
| Quote by Check my moves hoe Selling Omg I woulda rubbed my dick all over those piles mmmm well that's you sweety i don't have one of those as part of my anatomy!!!! lmfao! |
| 5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13 | 16 Aug 2010 10:00pm |
made me lol  |
| 5553 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13 | 16 Aug 2010 10:04pm |
| since this is also way off topic but still made me laugh I thought I would share, Maybe Darwin is perfect for this girl? see if you can spot why: So my BFF and love of my life is dating a 100% proof douchebag. I'm in the market for a 100% fake boyfriend to hang out with me when I'm with her and restore her faith in men again (so as she can see there are heroes and ditch this zero). Think about the charity here. This could be a great practice role for a budding actor or for a bored gentlemen looking to diversify his social portfolio. I can offer little compensation save company and invites to various shindigs (I keep a reasonably active social life). Also willing to return the favor! Perfect for the gentlemen in the closet who needs a date to hyper religious family gatherings!" *hint it's in bold |
| Poet [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 18 | 16 Aug 2010 10:08pm |
| Stop looking for love on craigslist. |
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