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[-BR] ScareBunny [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 230	06 Oct 2008 04:15pm
	post funny stories of thingz happening:P

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06 Oct 2008 04:15pm

September 30, 2008. BALTIMORE – (AP) A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore. Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems. “The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda. Lodowski told jurors in U.S. District Court that Watkins now experiences “rectal discharge” and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day. He’s also had to have four “unnecessary surgeries” because of Casiano’s actions, Lodowski said. The doctor’s attorney, Conrad Varner, said Watkins’ bowels merely became “swollen shut” because of medical problems — not because of stapling. Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems, because nicotine constricts blood vessels. Watkins underwent surgery Sept. 8, 2004, for a newly diagnosed rectal tumor, during which Casiano made the mistake, according to his lawsuit against the Foris Surgical Group. Watkins then complained of increasing rectal pressure, and an inability to pass gas, his lawsuit states. In a subsequent surgery, Casiano found that Watkins’ rectum was closed because of staples, according to the lawsuit. “He couldn’t get past the staple line,” Lodowski told jurors. “How else do we know that his rectum was stapled shut? Most importantly, Dr. Casiano said so.” A graduate of New York School of Medicine who works at Frederick Memorial Hospital, Casiano has no record of any disciplinary actions, according to the Maryland Board of Physicians. Watkins’ lawsuit does not seek a specific amount of damages. The trial is expected to continue for four days.

crazyman_420bunnybitch [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	06 Oct 2008 08:24pm
	Heres a story and u dont even have to read it this guy took a bath in the burger king sink &feature=related" class="bbcode_url">&feature=related enjoy!

[VGS] pornstar_bunny_1pt [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	06 Oct 2008 09:40pm
	There both funny as shit .. sloppy, just a few things about the video, first that fat bitch would prob eat a burger right out of the sink whit the guy in it, and further more, the health inspectors name is mcdonald, i think he has a vendeta against BK

Undead_Soldier [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	06 Oct 2008 10:56pm
	LMAO stapled his rectum shut XD

Chocolate Bunny 1pt [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	07 Oct 2008 01:22am
	That's not funny at all, that would be horrible if that happened to you.