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Dopeboy is GOD

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10 Sep 2010 06:30am
Hello, I am Darkwing Duck.

Some of you may know me from such fine accounts as userbaruserbaruserbar. For the lengthiest time on Mc2 I have been a leading hitman, debate that as you will, but that was my role.

Recently, my colleague Hogg Bunny decided he wanted to sell his bunny account. Coincidentally, I was looking to BUY a bunny account. So, like any Hitman does when they want to buy a bunny account, they look in the marketplace. Now, fancy this; Hogg had just posted he was selling his account. So I jumped on that shit. We exchanged accounts and both wrote "Lock please" in the respective selling thread.


Now, since then I've gotten numerous idiotic emails from a horde of noobs. So, let me take the time to address your questions in the open, that way when you ask them again in PM, I will feel no remorse over killing you as often as I see fit.

Yes, I am Darkwing Duck.

Yes, I was a hitman.

No, I am not selling this account.

Yes, I am a real bunny. It's called a Pet.

No, you cannot buy that pet.

No, I will not give you a running tab for hits.

Yes, you can non pay me if you like, there may be consequences but that's cool :D

No, I am not still selling protection at this time.

Yes, I have seen Harry Potter and the half blood prince. I found Rickmans acting completely on par, while I feel as though Radcliffe's is slipping a bit. Watson's however is improving more and more rapidly, and I eagerly await the rest of her acting career.

No, the pets not for sale.

Yes, I am Darth Sidious on MCFB. Feel free to take out your disgruntled feelings on me here if you think it's going to make your life any easier.


I hope this has helped. +1/-1s to responses.

Lancelot

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10 Sep 2010 06:31am
Can I buy your pet?

Please?? ;)

Dopeboy is GOD

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10 Sep 2010 06:31am
: D


Whatever it is, the answer is yes! As long as Lance includes a topless shot of himself.

Lancelot

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10 Sep 2010 06:32am
I'll take one right now... hold on...

Dopeboy is GOD

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10 Sep 2010 06:33am
This is too good to be true!

db bunny

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10 Sep 2010 06:35am
:up :up :up

Lancelot

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10 Sep 2010 06:35am
He said I can't post it :(

but you should see it, it's HAWT!!!

Maybe he will let me make a Paint version... hmmm....

Dopeboy is GOD

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10 Sep 2010 06:36am
lol! That man of yours! :D

gdfhdh

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10 Sep 2010 06:38am
:up

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10 Sep 2010 06:42am
[1] You hit Black Bunny using your fists for 10,302,604 damage.

You put Black Bunny in hospital!

You gain 37 EXP from Black Bunny



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10 Sep 2010 06:45am
You have 513 defense and 49k speed.

I have 14 million speed and higher strength than your defense. I can kill you anyway :P

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