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Lancelot

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07 Oct 2010 01:15am
Here's the deal... I am bored and no one is betting. I don't sign in very often, but if you want 500 free points you just gotta do one thing: make me laugh. mail me in game and I will pick ONE person that made my day and award them. I will sign in by... tomorrow this time.

sound like fun? hope so.

Oh, and no porn or spam or dumb ass shit, I will block you. kk? thanks!

<3 Luna

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07 Oct 2010 01:17am
omg you bet now :P

Lancelot

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07 Oct 2010 01:17am
Yeah, that's all I do now on here lol

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07 Oct 2010 04:11am



5 Quick Tips:


:) Try to mimic her style of humor, and use that type of humor yourself.

:) Always use fresh material and new jokes


:)It's not only what you say that makes women laugh, but how and when you say it.

:) There are many types of humor. Find the one that reflects your personality.
:) Being humorous is a trial and error process and will take time to learn

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07 Oct 2010 05:15am
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Mista Grimm Sr.

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07 Oct 2010 05:50am
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Tank

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07 Oct 2010 06:12am
Quote by Seattle Slew



5 Quick Tips:


:) Try to mimic her style of humor, and use that type of humor yourself.

:) Always use fresh material and new jokes


:)It's not only what you say that makes women laugh, but how and when you say it.

:) There are many types of humor. Find the one that reflects your personality.
:) Being humorous is a trial and error process and will take time to learn


I'm sorry...was that actual guidelines or was it supposed to be funny?

Blackhand.

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07 Oct 2010 02:59pm
lol it was just actual tips i googled up to help people try and make her laugh! :p

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07 Oct 2010 05:04pm
[youtube]ewzt3ytWmRU[/youtube]

Lancelot

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08 Oct 2010 12:21am
One hour left :P

Tank

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08 Oct 2010 12:23am
Quote by Seattle Slew
lol it was just actual tips i googled up to help people try and make her laugh! :p



Ohhh Gotcha! ;) lol


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08 Oct 2010 12:26am
[youtube]xrCr4LeOtso[/youtube]

Tank

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08 Oct 2010 01:14am
I thought this was funny...

[CON] Malicious 07 Oct 2010, 11:43pm - Re: No Subject
I'm sorry you can't read. My bad. I'll shorten it for you and make it as simple as possible. Ask Flirts. Fuck off. Thank you. :D

Lancelot

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08 Oct 2010 01:18am

I have a winner!
Having recently moved to So-Cal, this one made me roflmfao :lol: :P

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."


Submitted by Funk_ !!

I have 2 honorable mentions:

you want to laugh? well he goes, i'll try anything once!

Imagine a 6ft 6in Englishman who went to a friends fancy dress party with 5 other friends all dressed as a Prima Donna's, and as a party piece we all danced to the nut cracker suite by Tchaikovsky, a 3 minute routine.. (google it, listen and imagine 6 guys dancing round a room all in pink tutu's and leotards) and i have the carpet burns on my knees and arse to prove it. well thats what i did this last saturday night i was steaming drunk and had a fantastic laugh..
and it made 200 people fall about laughing..


From Flirts... you would have won the 500 if you had pictures to go with the story :P

And the first submission was right up there too:

07 Oct 2010, 1:23am - No Subject
How am I supposed to make you laugh w/o showing you my penis?


Submitted of course by Foxy Boxxy. hehe

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Thanks for all who played, in the forum or in mail. I giggled for a while, and shared some with friends!

Now back to studying :P

<3 Luna

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08 Oct 2010 01:29am
Boxxy...absolutely brilliant I must say.

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