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04 Aug 2014 06:20pm
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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04 Aug 2014 06:23pm
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A:By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill!

Q: Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber

Q: How do you kill a circus clown? A: Go for the juggler!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.

Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wifedied!

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off

Girl:"Hey,what'sup?" Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

Q: Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards.

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