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Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	21 Aug 2015 06:59am
	Tell me a story and make me laugh. Post it here so everyone can see. Each good story gets 500pts and the best get 5k. Easy way to make points. One story per person. Have fun. Please view Teabags comp as well. http://game2.mafiacrime.org/forum?t=36211

Pistons [inactive] Post Count: 250 Respect: 125	21 Aug 2015 07:23am
	every thing leads to the same name for you doesn't it

Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	21 Aug 2015 07:25am
	same name?

~*Queen Bea*~ [inactive] Post Count: 94 Respect: 1436

21 Aug 2015 07:30am

Ok got one There wher these two little kids named little johnny and little Mary Little johnny and little Mary where playing in the sand pit one day at school little johnny gets sand down his pants.. Now little johnny pulls his pants down to dust it out.. Little Mary asks what's that little johnny little johnny goes I don't know Then little Mary gets sand down her pants little johnny asks what's that little Mary she responds i don't know So that night little johnny is in the shower with his dad Little johnny asks hey dad what's that . Dad responds that's your little red Ferrari and you can park it wherever u like Little Mary is in the shower with her mum Little Mary asks mum what's that Her mum responds that's your garage and no one is aloud to park the cars there So next day the parents get a phone call about little johnny and little Mary What happened was little johnny tryed to park his Ferrari in little Mary's garage didn't he!

Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	21 Aug 2015 07:32am
	You have successfully sent 500 points to [TCS] Pistol-Rollack Back

~*Queen Bea*~ [inactive] Post Count: 94 Respect: 1436	21 Aug 2015 07:39am

11401 [inactive] Post Count: 498 Respect: 0	21 Aug 2015 12:34pm
	Lnao one person tried lets vote another fail comp or a great one

11401 [inactive] Post Count: 498 Respect: 0	21 Aug 2015 12:34pm
	I vote fail

[☠] Vegeta Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 70 Respect: 404	21 Aug 2015 03:38pm
	Let Pikachu do his job. Enter if you like else leave. The activity here ain't too damn high and not many participate much in these type of things generally.

Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	21 Aug 2015 08:31pm
	this wasnt meant to be a big comp. thus the reason i posted teabags comp in it

11401 [inactive] Post Count: 498 Respect: 0	21 Aug 2015 08:45pm
	Big comp lmao only one person tried lmao I hate to see a big comp what 5 ppl lmao u failed as a ent give it up your better at being reds puppet

Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	21 Aug 2015 08:46pm
	how about u get a life.

11401 [inactive] Post Count: 498 Respect: 0	21 Aug 2015 09:00pm
	Lmao I have a life my life is to make sure u suck as ent so I'm doing very good at my life I say

[yol] - Killer Zach - [inactive] Post Count: 447 Respect: 9541	22 Aug 2015 01:47am

[yol] - Killer Zach - [inactive] Post Count: 447 Respect: 9541	22 Aug 2015 01:47am

TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313

22 Aug 2015 04:00am

Beautiful Woman Goes to a Gynecologist A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatolegical abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."

[yol] - Killer Zach - [inactive] Post Count: 447 Respect: 9541	22 Aug 2015 04:21am

Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	22 Aug 2015 04:30am
	Thanks. Anyone else? You have successfully sent 500 points to [BBI] TUNA Back You have successfully sent 500 points to [MC2] Shotgun Tiggrzz Back

[yol] - Killer Zach - [inactive] Post Count: 447 Respect: 9541	22 Aug 2015 04:36am
	Tyvm Pikachu!!

Pikachu. [inactive] Post Count: 240 Respect: 2	22 Aug 2015 04:37am
	Your welcome.