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U84 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4

07 Nov 2008 05:11am

From Bush's perspective If Bush were to resign... BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH The following 'speech' was written recently by an ordinary Maine-iac [a resident of the People's Republic of Maine ]. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. This is an excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. The speech George W. Bush might give: Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security. We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied...People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named ' Clinton ' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you? Now some of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan , a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to re-elect him. He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel . Did you sleep through high school? You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them. That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are..They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe. You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.' Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops. Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, w ell, dang it, you might just as well Fed Ex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing. In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with the Stars. I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads. So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream of) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall. Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too. That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008. So that's it. God bless what's left of America . Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off. PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.

39 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	07 Nov 2008 04:17pm
	too long

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	07 Nov 2008 04:36pm
	It's like a child with a dictionary that has spat their dummy out.

[Sï¿] Bezerk [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	07 Nov 2008 05:30pm
	lol lets see what people say in a year from now, I think its spot on time will tell

Selling Acc [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	07 Nov 2008 07:18pm
	I'm with saint on this one, I like it and im sure my dad would love to hear this too.

BunnyDeff 20pts [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	08 Nov 2008 01:40am
	lol funny, and i think 2pac hit home on what is stated... a little too impatient, hahaha

MillerLite [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	08 Nov 2008 07:45pm
	That wuz the lamest shit ive ever read.. the guy who wrote that is a lame republican douche bag

U84 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4

08 Nov 2008 08:19pm

Quote by Krunchy Nuggets: That wuz the lamest shit ive ever read.. the guy who wrote that is a lame republican douche bag Wow, you're a douche bag. See, when people like you get outsmarted and realize that they have nothing left to say, they just say shit like that. Explain yourself. Tell me why you think that. This isn't posted for you to probably not even read it and just post shit like that. It's posted to either open people's eyes a bit or at least hear why they disagree. Smarten up or shut up.

Selling Acc [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0

08 Nov 2008 10:33pm

I agree with u totaly U84. whenever i am talking to democrats about the cadidates (or was b4 nov 4th) all they would say is oh McCain is so stupid and retarded and obama is soo cool but they can never back their shit up while i am giving my reasons for being republican :dpwn also i find most liberals very very intolerant to republicans, like when i wore my McCain/Palin shirt to school, they were just rude (save for my best friend who is an actual smart liberal) and very ignorant. so yea to stay on topic that would have been an amazing speach like 4 months ago

U84 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4

09 Nov 2008 12:47am

Too bad.. right? But yeah. I've noticed the Democrats had no problem marking Palin's every move, digging on her accent, her children, etc. But when Republicans mention that Obama is basically going to implement socialism, they say we are making "low blows." Low blows? I won't go off.. But I do hope Obama pulls a Jefferson and switches sides. For the good of the country, he better not go through with 98% of the shit he spewed out when running. Anyways, I'm glad to see that there are people out there with their eyes open. I'm also glad that my generalization is practically confirmed. Aside from a few educated Democrats, only Republicans know what's going on and have information on their candidate. Most Democrats only follow the mainstream media, which, at the moment, is set on following on Democratic views. And the ones that are smart and do know what's going on are just stubborn. They know Obama is nothing but trouble. But because he's black and because if they said what they really thought now, they'd be mocked. Anyways, I I feel sorry for Bush. None of this was his fault. The war was started by his father and the economy by Bill Clinton with the banks. Regardless, there is nothing we can do now. We have to face that he is our President and as such, we must follow him. We have to face it that, like it or not, he is our leader and in 4 years, when people have seen the truth, Democrats will never get into office again! XD

[MPP] blar bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 8

09 Nov 2008 04:31am

Dude, I saw a poll about 5 or 6 weeks ago, and in a race between McCain, Obama, and Dick Chenney. Chenney won by like 5 points over Obama and 6 points over McCain. Anyways, many good points. It is the opinion of many historians that a generation from now will put Bush jr. in the same boat as Presidents like Eisenhower. I personally don't believe that entirely, mainly because the Prescription Drug benefit he signed off on is going to freaking kill us financially in the next dozen years or so. All the hippies whine about the money wasted in Iraq, but that pales in comparison to the money being wasted in Medicare, and Social Security.

Shakuka [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	09 Nov 2008 05:52am
	these posts are waay too long to read

mAn [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	09 Nov 2008 11:50am
	blood oath its too long....damn........but there was something left out.........he left out that he "fancies a bum" "in public" ............

U84 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4	10 Nov 2008 12:19am
	Quote by mAn: blood oath its too long....damn........but there was something left out.........he left out that he "fancies a bum" "in public" ............ What the hell are you saying? See, when I talk, I use things like punctuation, spelling, ENGLISH, maybe? Why not consider that before posting again.

Selling Acc [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	10 Nov 2008 02:37am
	Thank you i agree. Please use correct english and punctuation.

Free Lucky [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	10 Nov 2008 05:52am
	Quote by Base Bunny 3pts: Thank you; I agree. Please, use correct English and punctuation. Fix'd.

[RED] Buckeye Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 66	11 Nov 2008 04:48am

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U84 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 4	12 Nov 2008 08:24pm
	Sweet, ain't it?