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silk bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 10

12 Nov 2008 02:17am

So it all started with myself and a few buddies got really baked on Sunday night and we're chirping my one buddy about why he is a weapon because of his performance on Saturday night... Thus we decided to make a Facebook group about being a weapon... Here is our list: If you can relate to 3 or more off this list you might be a weapon....... 1. If you have ever feel face first into a table full of bottles you might be a weapon. 2. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs you might be a weapon... 3. If you have more than three kills you won't tell your friends about u might be weapon.... 4. If you have ever been with a girl and ask if your friend can join you might be a weapon 5. If you drive more than 45 minutes to pick up a girl you have no intentions of telling your friends about you might be a weapon 6. If you drunk dial your friend to tell them about the sex you took down you might be a weapon 7. If you think you’re a weapon you might be a weapon 8. If your main pick up line is nice shoes want to fuck you might be a weapon 9. If you wake up half naked in a field you might be a weapon 10. If you peed on someone you might be a weapon 11. If you go to the bar to pick up cougars you might be a weapon 12. If you decided to take down the ugly friend because it seems like less work you might be a weapon 13. If you go to the strip club to watch your girlfriend you might be a weapon 14. If you go to the strip club to watch your mother you might be a weapon 15. If you hang out at the caddy 3 out of 7 days of week you might be a weapon 16. If you think happy hour is every hour you might be a weapon 17. If your only standards are a picture on the health card you might be a weapon 18. If you understood the last line about being a weapon you might be a weapon 19. If you’re in class and someone asks you for paper and you hand them a pack of zig zags you might be a weapon 20. If you blow off your girlfriend for a girl you just met you might be a weapon 21. If you celebrate mustache march you might be a weapon 22. If you had a fake id at 16 you might be a weapon 23. If you watch the hills on mute you might be a weapon 24. If you drink lucky on a regular basis you might be a weapon 25. If your friend told you he was walking the dog last night and you understood what he meant you might be a weapon 26. If you have ever worn a dress cause someone said you wouldn’t you might be a weapon 27. If you look up to Charlie Sheen you might be a weapon 28. If you spend more time in the back seat then the front seat of your car you might be a weapon 29. If you go to the massage parlor and expect a happy ending you might be a weapon 30. If going for a dip does not mean swimming to you, you might be a weapon 31. If your willing to shed a tear for some nookie you might be a weapon 32. If youve given the goat you might be a weapon 33. If you tell a girl you have a six pack and ur reffering to the cold beers in the fridge you might be a weapon 34. If youve passed out in a tub you might be a weapon 35. If your idea of drilling hole dosnt have tools involed you might be a weapon 36. If a girl tells you shes late and you said "well you should get going" you might be a weapon 37. If you say look at those melons to your friend and your not in a grocerie store you might be a weapon 38. If taking down your best friends sister is your main goal in life you might be a weapon 39. If your watching price is right and say do the girls come with that you might be a weapon 40. If having your black belt has nothing to do wiht karatee you might be a weapon 41. If your talking about notches in your belt and your not even wearing you might be a weapon 42. If you tell your friends you went in the back door last night and you live in an apartment you might be a weapon 43. If you tell someone there pants would look better on your bedroom floor you might be a weapon 44. If you've ever been to the drunk tank you might be a weapon 45. If you've ever used the phrase, "tonsa hole," you might be a weapon 46. If you've ever been to a pig roast and left hungry, you might be a weapon 47. If you replace your dryer vent with an air conditioner to clear the pot smoke, you might be a weapon 48. If you think a plastic fork is polka-dotted and talking to you, you might be a weapon 49. If you wake up semi-naked on a trampoline, spooning your best friends, you might be a weapon 50. If you have ever soiled your self over the age of 10 you might be a weapon 51. If you have ever pleased your self at work you might be a weapon 52. If you have a personal day best of touching yourself you might be a weapon 53. If you have ever left your unborn children in someones hair you might be a weapon 54. If youve had sex in the cab of your friends truck you might be a weapon 55. If you have ever instigated a fight between 2 girls you dont even no you might be a weapon 56. If you have a beer in more then 90% of your facebook pictures you might be a weapon 57. If youve gotten drunk more than twice in one day you might be a weapon 58. If youve ever sleed naked on a chair in a change room you might be a weapon 59. If you have been with a girl that tried to touch your buthole and stood up with out saying anythign and left you might be weapon 60. If you have been with a girl that tried to touch your buthole and stayed you might be a weapon 61. If youve had sex with one of your teachers you might be a weapon 62. If you can name off 10 pornstars you might be a weapon 63. If a girl tells you shes preg before you nail and all you think about is you dont have to wear a dome now...you might be a weapon 64. If you still think OJ didnt do it you might be a weapon 65. If you chose to go to a school primarily because of the high girl-to-guy ratio... you might be a weapon 66. If the red river was flowing and you still took it u might be a weapon 67. If you rate girls on how many shots it would take to take her down you might be a weapon 68. If you killed a guy you might be a weapon 69. If you think this is funny cause its 69 you might be a weapon 70. If ask about the good book and you refer to the new edition of playboy you might be a weapon 71. If a striper has ever tossed a drink in your face you might be a weapon If anyone wants to join the group message me... Our goal is to be on Leno, talking about our list.

silk bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 10	12 Nov 2008 02:18am
	oh, btw if you have any feel free to add them, and most of these are actual events that have happened to one or more of my buddies

717 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	12 Nov 2008 02:49am