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Quark![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/93512quark.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 11 Dec 2008 10:16pm |
| this is some funny shit ...................................................................Man handcuffs his wife to the bed, loses key updated 1 hour, 2 minutes ago DEARBORN, Mich. - If you love something, set it free. And if you can't, call the police. The Detroit Free Press reported police responded to a call Thursday morning by a Dearborn man who handcuffed his wife to their bed but misplaced the key. Police used a universal key to free the woman. Sgt. Ray Patrick said the situation was "more of an intimate relationship than an unlawful imprisonment."................  |
--Patrick Bateman--![[avatar]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9300000/Patrick-Bateman-christian-bale-9363806-350-197.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2 | 11 Dec 2008 10:53pm |
| so much for the secret kinkyness... |
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