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The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	22 Nov 2009 02:27pm
	[CON] Malicious is so dangerous, her killing is so murderous, Bunnies get so dam furious, This is why they're wardin' us, She keeps it real mysterious, Re-freshin' pages all meticulous, Totty gets so ridiculous, She thinks she's one of the fellas, So easy cavegirl could tell us, It ain't workin' for tottylicious, You're a waste of talent, that's what your gang tell us

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	22 Nov 2009 02:32pm
	I blow more trees than a whale blows water, Pimp by trade any bitch that's hotter, Don't believe me then go ask your daughter, Now pay my ramsome cause you know I got her, Took some acid I think it was called blotter, Bout to watch a movie trip out on Harry Potter,

.:evie:. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -6

22 Nov 2009 07:41pm

there was a thread already it's here, my old account was id 866 http://game2.mafiacrime.org/forum?t=9672&p=4 i'm cold hearted, but who's fault is it the henessey makes me wanna start shit the weed smokes makes we wanna chill quick i've seen shit that'd make you wanna call it quits in these streets, feens are foolish i'm a C R I P, been in the booth since i was a teen tell me, what makes a rapper a real emcee? this isn't like school, you can't just get a degree you never graduate, there's never a guarantee you spend your whole life tryin' to spit like me but really, you can't rhyme or even drop a decent free i'll murder you on your own shit, then call up my crew and have them finish the hit i'm real man, you're not dealing with a bitch i'm no one to play with back the fuck up or watch me cock the smith

Dopeboy is GOD [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 70	22 Nov 2009 09:35pm
	now mc2 eazy e knows how to rhyme bit like the real eazy e RIP

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

23 Nov 2009 03:32am

Quote by eazy e: there was a thread already it's here, my old account was id 866 http://game2.mafiacrime.org/forum?t=9672&p=4 i'm cold hearted, but who's fault is it the henessey makes me wanna start shit the weed smokes makes we wanna chill quick i've seen shit that'd make you wanna call it quits in these streets, feens are foolish i'm a C R I P, been in the booth since i was a teen tell me, what makes a rapper a real emcee? this isn't like school, you can't just get a degree you never graduate, there's never a guarantee you spend your whole life tryin' to spit like me but really, you can't rhyme or even drop a decent free i'll murder you on your own shit, then call up my crew and have them finish the hit i'm real man, you're not dealing with a bitch i'm no one to play with back the fuck up or watch me cock the smith none of your wack rhyme's lines fit together, You ain't no heavyweight man you's a feather, Go back and spell check your grammar is atrocious, You a baby cub Im lion who's ferocious.

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

23 Nov 2009 03:36am

Quote by Funk_bunny: I stand my ground lyrically bound, -9- To a mic on my right arm aimin 2 impound, -12- Then next brotha that wishes ta speed bye, -10- Wavin' fake gang signs like he simply wavin' hi, -12- It makes me sick that all these wannabes wanna try, -13- To testify, I DENY! -7- Access to my tireless trainin', -9- As I work on the stage, style drainin', All the methodical fools frontin' tools, Screamin' they lay the law make the rules, Yet they need mad PRACTICE! TRACK THIS! I'am the one who drops knowledge in a rage like an angry sage, Writin' confusin' chapters forcin' fakaz to turn the page, You lock me in the cage, I JUST BUST YA GAUGE! I've been work since the age of a juvenile, Kickin' continuous hotbeats and phat style, YET YOUR IN THIEF DENIAL! Walkin' tall yet stolen profile, And now your in Hell's court, time for the trial, Your turn to be tested and bested, Like I was before I rested, And took on the brothaz on the current rap scence, Kickin' madd whackness yet clockin' madd green, I'VE COME TO REIGN SUPREME!!! Bring forth my lyrical dream team, DIVINE, MURDA, AND SCHEME!! So don't forget to avoid the blink, Stand wide-eyed and think, Cause my gat reacts faster than your bat, When its all over, People will stand above and ask, who was that? The insane mic rocka, The fake b~tch stalka, beast mode nigg see this is excellent poetry but not rap your syllables for each line need to end the same number see i numbered the lines syllables? fix it, tweak it

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

23 Nov 2009 09:44am

Last year, I was facing incarceration, Two DUIs & public intoxication, But the Judge gave me deferred judification, Three hundred hours & three years probation, Hate jail food always gives me constipation, To no surprise I was filled with frustration, P.O. called my name when it came to urination, I passed every time which added to my elation, Off in a year when they closed the investigation, Packed up my bags headed straight on vacation, Met a lil' freak with a breast augmentation, She kinda looked mixed but said she's caucasian, She was hot but full of retardation, All I wanted from her was a combination, Her tits my face end of the explanation, Magnum condom on so no proliferation, Sex on their beach is a prohibitation Got kicked off the islands for exploitation, Took my passport for further investigation, Still tried to marry her, but no co-habitation, I'll get one last fuck out of desperation, After that she'll have to use vibration, Single again, time for celebration, Jumped in the whip wood grain with navigation, Windows fogged up due to condensation, Rides hotboxed due to lack of ventilation, OG Kush is amazin my feet lost all sensation, This ain't no exaggeration, My head's suffering from elevation, We used a bong instead of vaporation, My friends bout to die due to aspiration, Cops pulled me over asking for my registration, He tried to act tough & full of intimidation, Said if I lied he'd book me at the station, Had to get out of the God dam situation, Said they'd keep the whip government confiscation, Made me think fast & use my imagination, Told the cop I thought he's the best in the nation, So he let me go ending his interrogation, Hate those dam cops with all their agitation, To the strip clubs with no hesitation, Free lap dance but now they wanna donation, Stripper told me she loves her occupation, Said she hates it but loves the compensation, Cops on their way, time to change my location, Head to "Nookies" at least that was my destination, Got to Nookies, girls back in the equation, My nuts still full & need evacuation, Blowjob be nice or some copulation, Got a lap dance Fo Dee dolla from an asian, She was real hot and full of accommodation, Put my hands on her free finger exploration, But she told me hundred dolla fo penetration, After checking my funds and deliberation, We came to an agreement on oral stimulation, She gave good head & gave my balls consideration, Said her jaw hurt and was full of lubrication, Gave her a tip because of her persuasion, Told her work for me I'm good with delegation, They call me 'Big C' that's my abbreviation, Pimp by trade guilty by association, Got promoted up got full authorization, Partied that night thanks for the congratulation, Picked my bottom bitch after her demonstration, After watchin' her I came to the realization, Good at giving head is her best qualification, Girlfriend experience comes in full simulation, Cocks always give her a full standing ovation, She been hookin' for years but lacks motivation, Even off work she still fucks for recreation, Loves to play sex games like domination, She's into S&M & genital mutilation, Cum so hard make ya have a hallucination, Thought I saw God & had me a revelation, I could get 'Hoeing' legal with my reputation, All of us together could form a congregation, Jenna Jameson could lead the presentation, Porno & Pepsi-Cola that's our generation, Get the country outta debt with porn taxation, My eyes are still red & full of irritation, OG Kush as a strain must be a mutation, Its got better genes & better cultivation, Seeds are worth more due to germination, Just add water as well as nutration, I can smoke more cause of my toleration, My bong water is cold ice cubes for filtration, Water kept fresh with no stagnation, Hash on top is my newest integration, Double bubble hash better than masturbation, I just sit back & enjoy the relaxation, Smoke with the best hangin' for the duration, I'd be Trump if smokin' was an occupation, Rolled so many blunts could start a corporation, Too much red tape & legal documentation, I'm a farmer with my money cultivation, This rap is almost done by my calculation, Please do a word search straight googlization, I've used the most words ending in a "ation"

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

24 Nov 2009 01:03am

Last year, I was facing incarceration, Two DUIs & public intoxication, But the Judge gave me deferred judification, Three hundred hours & three years probation, Hate jail food always gives me constipation, To no surprise I was filled with frustration, P.O. called my name when it came to urination, I passed every time which added to my elation, Off in a year when they closed the investigation, Packed up my bags headed straight on vacation, Met a lil' freak with a breast augmentation, She kinda looked mixed but said she's caucasian, All I wanted from her was a combination, Her tits my face end of the explanation, Magnum condom on so no proliferation, Sex on their beach is a prohibitation Got kicked off the islands for exploitation, Took my passport for further investigation, Still tried to marry her but no co-habitation, She was hot but full of retardation, I'll get one last fuck out of desperation, After that she'll have to use vibration, Finally single again time for celebration, Jumped in the whip wood grain with navigation, Windows fogged up due to condensation, Rides hotboxed due to lack of ventilation, OG Kush I be blazin' my feet lost all sensation, This shit is amazin' it ain't no exaggeration, My head's suffering from elevation, I saved my lungs by using vaporation, My friends bout to die due to aspiration, Headed to the strip club with no hesitation, Cops on their way time to change my location, Straight to 'Nookies' at least that was my destination, Cops pulled me over license & registration, Tried to tell me it was a lane violation, She tried to act tough & full of intimidation, I was crackin' jokes & full of animation, Said if I lied he'd book me at the station, This bitch was acting mean must be the menstruation, Had to get out of the God dam situation, Said she'd keep the whip government confiscation, Made me think fast & use my imagination, Told the cop I thought she's the best in the nation, Got her to loosen up by using flirtation, So she let me go ending her interrogation, Hate those dam cops & all their aggravation, Got to Nookies girls back in the equation, My nuts were full & needed evacuation, Free lap dance but now they wanna donation, Got a lap dance Fo Dee dolla from an asian, She was real hot & full of accommodation, Put my hands on her free finger exploration, But she told me hundred dolla fo penetration, Stripper told me she loves her occupation, Said it had its perks like the compensation, Blowjob be nice or some copulation, After checking my funds & deliberation, We came to an agreement on oral stimulation, She gave good head & my balls consideration, Said her jaw hurt & was full of lubrication, Gave her a tip because of her persuasion, Told her work for me I'm good with delegation, They call me 'Big C' that is my abbreviation, I'm a pimp by trade guilty by association, Got promoted up got full authorization, Partied that night thanks for the congratulation, Picked my bottom bitch after her demonstration, Good at giving head is her best qualification, Watchin' her made me come to the realization, Girlfriend experience comes in full simulation, Cocks always give her a full standing ovation, Even off work she still fucks for recreation, She been hookin' for years but lacks motivation, Loves to play sex games like domination, She's into S&M & genital mutilation, Cum so hard make ya have a hallucination, Thought I saw God & had me a revelation, Could get 'Hoing' legal with my reputation, All of us together could form a congregation, Jenna Jameson could lead the presentation, Porno & Pepsi-Cola that's our generation, Get the country outta debt porno taxation, My eyes are still red & full of irritation, OG Kush as a strain must be a mutation, Its got better genes & better femination, Kush seeds are worth more due to their germination, Just add water as well as proper nutration, I can smoke more cause of my toleration, My bong water stays cold ice cubes for filtration, Always keep my water fresh with no stagnation, Blond hash on top is my latest integration, Double bubble hash better than masturbation, I just sit back & enjoy the relaxation, Smoke with the best hangin' for the duration, I'd be 'Trump' if smokin' was an occupation, Rolled so many blunts could start a corporation, Too much red tape & legal documentation, I'm a farmer with my money cultivation, This rap is almost done by my calculation, Please do a word search straight googlization, I've used the most words ending in a "ation", Please add any during our next conversation, Pick any word no need for an explanation, You know I've got the dedication, This raps helped my reputation, I finished it with no deviation,

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

24 Nov 2009 01:18am

Last year, I was facing incarceration, Two DUIs & public intoxication, But the Judge gave me deferred judification, Three hundred hours & three years probation, Hate jail food always gives me constipation, To no surprise I was filled with frustration, P.O. called my name when it came to urination, I passed every time which added to my elation, Off in a year when they closed the investigation, Packed up my bags headed straight on vacation, Met a lil' freak with a breast augmentation, She kinda looked mixed but said she's caucasian, All I wanted from her was a combination, Her tits my face end of the explanation, Magnum condom on so no proliferation, Sex on their beach is a prohibitation Got kicked off the islands for exploitation, Took my passport for further investigation, Still tried to marry her but no co-habitation, She was hot but full of retardation, I'll get one last fuck out of desperation, After that she'll have to use vibration, Finally single again time for celebration, Jumped in the whip wood grain with navigation, Windows fogged up due to condensation, Rides hotboxed due to lack of ventilation, OG Kush I be blazin' my feet lost all sensation, This shit is amazin' it ain't no exaggeration, My head's suffering from elevation, I saved my lungs by using vaporation, My friends bout to die due to aspiration, Headed to the strip club with no hesitation, Cops on their way time to change my location, Straight to 'Nookies' at least that was my destination, Cops pulled me over license & registration, Tried to tell me it was a lane violation, She tried to act tough & full of intimidation, I was crackin' jokes & full of animation, Said if I lied she'd book me at the station, Bitch pig was acting mean must be her menstruation, Had to get out of the God dam situation, Said she'd keep the whip government confiscation, Made me think fast & use my imagination, Told the cop I thought she's the best in the nation, Got her to loosen up by using flirtation, So she let me go ending her interrogation, Hate those dam cops & all their aggravation, Got to Nookies girls back in the equation, My nuts were full & needed evacuation, Free lap dance but now they wanna donation, Got a lap dance Fo Dee dolla from an asian, She was real hot & full of accommodation, Put my hands on her free finger exploration, But she told me hundred dolla fo penetration, Stripper told me she loves her occupation, Said it had its perks like the compensation, Blowjob be nice or some copulation, After checking my funds & deliberation, We came to an agreement on oral stimulation, She gave good head & my balls consideration, Said her jaw hurt & was full of lubrication, Gave her a tip because of her persuasion, Told her work for me I'm good with delegation, They call me 'Big C' that is my abbreviation, I'm a pimp by trade guilty by association, Got promoted up got full authorization, Partied that night thanks for the congratulation, Picked my bottom bitch after her demonstration, Good at giving head is her best qualification, Watchin' her made me come to the realization, Girlfriend experience comes in full simulation, Cocks always give her a full standing ovation, Even off work she still fucks for recreation, She been hookin' for years but lacks motivation, Loves to play sex games like domination, She's into S&M & genital mutilation, Cum so hard make ya have a hallucination, Thought I saw God & had me a revelation, Could get 'Hoing' legal with my reputation, All of us together could form a congregation, Jenna Jameson could lead the presentation, Porno & Pepsi-Cola that's our generation, Get the country outta debt porno taxation, My eyes are still red & full of irritation, OG Kush as a strain must be a mutation, Its got better genes & better femination, Kush seeds are worth more due to their germination, Just add water as well as proper nutration, I can smoke more cause of my toleration, My bong water stays cold ice cubes for filtration, Always keep my water fresh with no stagnation, Blond hash on top is my latest integration, Double bubble hash better than masturbation, I just sit back & enjoy the relaxation, Smoke with the best hangin' for the duration, I'd be 'Trump' if smokin' was an occupation, Rolled so many blunts could start a corporation, Too much red tape & legal documentation, I'll wait for the courts & full legalization, I'm a farmer with my money cultivation, This rap is almost done by my calculation, Please do a word search straight googlization, I've used the most words ending in a "ation", Please add any during our next conversation, Pick any word no need for an explanation, You know I've got the dedication, I finished it with no deviation,

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	25 Nov 2009 06:09am
	[youtube]0OvuTO-h_ZI[/youtube] LMAO my boy mailed my rhyme to Dj BABU and he's gonna put a beat to it so fuck you haters

Clint Eastwood [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 832	25 Nov 2009 04:20pm
	Shrek jus quit... i could make a better rhyme with my asshole

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30	25 Nov 2009 07:39pm
	Let's hear it then asshole

The Stig [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 30

25 Nov 2009 07:51pm

[youtube]0Kul-y6QgDA[/youtube] DJ BABU thinks its good enough for him to put a beat to so eat me bonk. still waiting on your 'asshole rap' Bonk's so gay caught him sleepin' with the enemy, Double agent man you ain't no friend to me, Thinks he's a Gogeta but he's already been got, I smoke bitches like you faster than I smoke pot, [Mis]understood more like unwanted, You bitches ain't if you were you'd flaunt it,

.Emily. [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	25 Nov 2009 11:18pm
	These lyrics are deep like a puddle

DeathRider [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 49

26 Nov 2009 03:34am

Goo is crazy like a vietnam vet My rhymes make kids cry and the women wet There is your warning so step up, Lets see your game Maybe next try you will have more luck and type something that isnt so lame Ill try not to be to wild but cant promise to be tame To many lines all ending the same When where I stop, or have you already came? Was my lyrical insanity to much for your brain. Lets see how many lines That I can get to rhyme While punking you at the same time This is a challenge, so I want a contest Bring the fire so I can put you out like the rest.

Notorious [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0

26 Nov 2009 06:09am

grew up a fuckin screw up so whats the point its like my whole life is useless so i light a joint wit a single bullet one life can be changed it doesnt matter who it hits the life gets rearranged prison bound like a killer wit a habit i cant change my ways im stuck in a cycle damnit what the fuck do i have to do to straighten a life how does an alcoholic take care of another without a wife how do you raise a child when your out of your mind bottle of jack doesnt help but my mind i cant find the only thing keepin me alive is a beat throw on that track and begin to freestyle speak what can i be thankful for ill never know your thoughts are deranged when your lookin down a line of snow but i walked away with my nose clean fell right back into my alcoholic habit and got mean i cant regret my decisions i gotta learn a whole life purpose i gotta re-earn

Magic fiend [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	27 Nov 2009 12:41pm
	my mate made this one.. i put ur mum in da bed poked her hard and made her screem i made her bleed...

Magic fiend [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0

28 Nov 2009 11:10am

You must regret the day that you loved me (Ohh yeah) You must regret the day that you left me. I made you cool You wasn't that dude Until i started fuckin' with you Gave you swagg, and a duffel bag You left the best you had now you gotta act like that I got you right I changed your life Suicide doors I cosigned Gucci rags, Louis travel bags You left the best you had, baby don't look so mad You must regret the day that you left me You must regret the day that you left me You still tryin to get back ( get back) Still tryin to get back (Get back with me oh) Still tryin to get back ( get back) Still tryin to get back (back with me oh) VIP was all on me Now you're at the bar with 1 or 2 drinks Poppin game, you look so lame Without me your pimpin aint the same First class flights Dipped in ice I had your neck and wrist oh so bright Poppin tags, is a thing of the past You lost everything you had chasin those scallywags [ LeToya Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] You must regret the day that you left me You must regret the day that you left me You still tryin to get back ( get back) Still tryin to get back (Get back with me oh) Still tryin to get back ( get back) Still tryin to get back (back with me(oh) -- Hey sexy, tell em that its over Tell em you my baby and my Coupe is your stroller Tell em this Louis Vuitton scarf is ya bib Or that you call me daddy and my house is ya crib And if he cries I know how to control that Give him some bottles of this Conjure cognac Just to Shut him up she said you wasnt half the man I am so i guess he had to double up He still tryin to get back like the soldiers Dreamin and its time to wake him up like Folgers I just hold her you used to put a load of shit up on her brain but you lame now it over I keep her by my side like a holster I plan to make a full house and i aint talkin bout poker But i might Poke her and just stroke her Cuz im about to treat her like a real man suppose to LUDA!! You must regret the day that you left me You must regret the day that you left me You still tryin to get back ( get back) Still tryin to get back (Get back with me oh) Still tryin to get back ( get back) Still tryin to get back (back with me(oh)

leroydarappinpaddy [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0

10 Jan 2010 06:50pm

whos this new kid in here bringin animal raps// from the place where they say dublins the capital act// apply practise to lyricism and stay at it// gunna earn me a big fat pay packet// crack dealers are scarce but do exist// please believe when you here this truth i spit// ill kill these clowns later wait while im introducin it// this aint u.s we dont drink grey goose or chris// i let down pints till i puke get sick// but thats known as lettin down the team// we dont hang around or scheme// this lifes much different here you wont believe// where im born there aint 1 thug movin pounds or keys//

Ubzy Shakur [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -3	13 Jan 2010 02:52pm
	u see dis rap i saw this on internet the other day..ur a fake u copied and pasted u should be ashamed u cant rap...