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Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169

08 May 2010 09:59am

There are people I obviously despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They cover up Mr. Cobra's criminal ineptitude. In case you can't tell, I'm talking about Cobra here. Here's the story: There is no excuse for the innumerable errors of fact, the slovenly and philistine artistic judgments, the historical ineptitude, the internal contradictions, and the various half-truths, untruths, and gussied-up truths that litter every one of Cobra's essays from the first word to the last. He says that malicious dunces make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers. The inference is that Cobra has answers to everything. I'm happy to report that I can't follow that logic. Cobra practically breaks his arm patting himself on the back when he says, "It takes courage to go down into the muddy trenches and confiscate other people's rightful earnings." As if that were something to be proud of. He uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. When I first encountered his morals, all I could think of was, "Those who think that he is omnipotent should think again." Cobra is a man utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that if he had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" he wouldn't be so keen to caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. Maybe he'd even begin to realize that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that it's Cobra's deep-seated belief that he does the things he does "for the children". Sure, he might be able to justify conclusions like that—using biased or one-sided information, of course—but I prefer to know the whole story. In this case, the whole story is that I want to make this clear so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony—and you know who I'm referring to—can process my point. Cobra's claims rub me the wrong way. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. It's our responsibility to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "philoprogenitiveness". That's the first step in trying to present another paradigm in opposition to his unstable epithets, and it's the only way to criticize the obvious incongruities presented by him and his legates. Cobra is absolutely mistaken if he believes that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. Which brings me to my point. No matter how much talk and analysis occurs, Cobra's little empire has found a rallying cry for its upcoming battle against our most treasured liberties. That rallying cry is, "Coercion in the name of liberty is a valid use of state power!" It's quotes like that that make me realize that even when Cobra isn't lying, he's using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable him to pervert the course of justice. If there's a rule, and he keeps making exceptions to that rule, then what good is the rule? I mean, he denies ever having tried to cultivate the purest breed of irresponsibility. I assume he's merely trying to cover his posterior, as the truth is that Cobra has for a long time been arguing that we have too much freedom. Had he instead been arguing that scrutinizing his half-measures may be instructive in this regard, I might cede him his point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in Cobra's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how his reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth but only bloodthirsty answers, inane resolutions to conflicts. Even though Cobra has aired his disapproval of being criticized, I still profess that he is not just postmodernist. He is unbelievably, astronomically postmodernist. You should never forget the three most important facets of his slogans, namely their intransigent origins, their internal contradictions, and their tendentious nature. Cobra says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions—even our library records. Why on Earth does Cobra need to monitor our library records? My best guess, for what it may be worth, is based on two key observations. The first observation is that this hasn't sat well with what I call self-absorbed, daft big-mouths. The second, more telling, observation is that he hates it when you say that he spews nothing but lame retorts and innuendoes. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don't mind having him shriek insults at you. Mr. Cobra once used his notoriety, name recognition, and national fund-raising base to monopolize the press. And that's all I have to say.

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	08 May 2010 10:00am
	[youtube]Al7VMf1SqpQ[/youtube] Aww it would of been nice if you werent using a page to make your insults into long winded sentences

Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169	08 May 2010 10:02am
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[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:03am
	Aizen, make a youtube video for me including all this info, i never was much of a reader

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	08 May 2010 10:03am
	Makes sense why you sound like Cobra now. Go back to killing, it's what you are 'good at' right? Fucking love that every other gang goes inactive in wars, but DG become very active during these times.

Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169

08 May 2010 10:06am

In a previous letter, I stated that there are deeper issues afoot here. That will be my position in this letter, as well. Before I say anything else, I'd like to state the following disclaimer for Mr. Teabag's benefit: Warning! This letter may contain sarcasm. Okay, now that that's taken care of, let me posit the hypothesis that it is not uncommon for Teabag to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole savage affair as some great benefit to humanity. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "We are now living in a post-ideological age".

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:08am
	Totty, As cobra would put it. We are being "muppeted"

Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169

08 May 2010 10:09am

Final letter for Teabag. I have been meaning to write this letter for some time now and, in light of recent developments, I believe it is appropriate. Here's a quick review: Mr. Teabag keeps saying that space gods arriving in flying saucers will save humanity from self-destruction. This is exemplary of the nonsensical rhetoric and scaremongering that typifies the language of inarticulate bourgeoisie and other self-satisfied pip-squeaks. His brethren are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Teabag, who wants nothing less than to shatter other people's lives and dreams. What shall we do? We have several options. We might take advantage of a rare opportunity to burn away social illness, exploitation, and human suffering. We might seek liberty, equality, and fraternity and encourage others to do the same. Or, we might acquire the input of a representative cross-section of the community in a non-threatening, inclusive environment. Any of these options, I claim, are acceptable. Still, we must choose one of them or else Teabag will overthrow democratic political systems before long. That's all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into Mr. Teabag's mentality, though, then study the details of his methods of interpretation. Try to see the big picture: It will decidedly amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that Teabag frequently demands reparations for what only he perceives as injustices committed against him.

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	08 May 2010 10:09am
	oh no no no...He is playing with teh strings, we are his puppets!

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:12am
	I'll read that tomorrow.

Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169

08 May 2010 10:14am

There are some comments I need to make regarding Gov. Dg. I assume you already know that Dg's lalochezia is downright annoying, but I have something more important to tell you. His sanguinary-to-the-core lapdogs like to shout, "Let's woo over coprophagous sewer rats by using tactics such as scapegoating, reductionist and simplistic solutions, demagoguery, and a conspiracy theory of history. That'll be wonderful. Hooray, hooray!" But that won't be wonderful. Rather, it'll condition the public—or, more precisely, brainwash the public—into believing that Dg is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. The fact is, anti-intellectualism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Dg's favorite; it makes it easy for him to precipitate riots. Dg's toadies all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way he keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. You're a sucker and a fool if you believe that Dg's subordinates will one day turn around and tear down Dg's fortress of masochism. But that's not the end of the story. Dg's hatchet men have the gall to accuse me of giving rise to dour, intrusive yokels. Were these effrontive individuals born without a self-awareness gene? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how Dg's mind works. Let me start by providing evidence that Dg is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. I'd like to finish with a quote from a private e-mail message sent to me by a close friend of mine: "My conscience compels me to show principle, gumption, verve, and nerve".

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:15am
	I think this was pre-typed and saved via microsoft word. Either that or your tweaking and really bored.

Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169	08 May 2010 10:16am
	Quote by _kFun: I'll read that tomorrow. pls do

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	08 May 2010 10:17am
	Quote by _kFun: I think this was pre-typed and saved via microsoft word. Either that or your tweaking and really bored. Well doh, he is using a letter uploader!

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:17am
	Is it A)sarcastic material Shit. B)Anime type shit C)Logical shit.

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:18am
	Quote by -Poison Ivy bunny-: Quote by _kFun: I think this was pre-typed and saved via microsoft word. Either that or your tweaking and really bored. Well doh, he is using a letter uploader! *smack forehead* I knew it. it's interfering with my macros.

[†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15	08 May 2010 10:19am
	I'm out of hospital...

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:19am
	Me to

Teh Ollie [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 169

08 May 2010 10:20am

a letter uploader? now that would be telling. Unless you're a newly hatched pod person you already know that the idea of letting Mrs. Totty challenge all I stand for is, in itself, headstrong. But let me add that her tactics mean delays in getting things processed, errors in handling requests, inefficiency, and many more years of error from keeping an old system alive. With this letter, I hope to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to channel the pursuit of scientific knowledge into a narrow band of accepted norms that are based exclusively on her lackluster roorbacks. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Her maudlin preoccupation with philistinism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "biblicopsychological", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to bad-mouth worthy causes. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that there's something I've observed about her. Namely, she may not know how to spell "histomorphologically", but she surely knows how to court a militant minority of mutinous cadgers. I've further observed that I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Totty still has the ability to leave us in the lurch.

[=V=] Machete [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 173	08 May 2010 10:22am
	Aizen if you would dumb this down, we would have more responses.