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Cunning Stunts![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/Frank_the_bunny_by_Santani%20copyavatar.png){kind=avatar} [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 02 May 2009 03:37am |
| 4 yrs of working nights on the railway and they decide to put me on days for a week... sooo im up all night on here, 1 more hour to go b4 i have to leave for wrk... zombie............. wanna sleep now, god knows how im gona last the day... i wanna hear good jokes to wake me up. |
Nate![[avatar]](http://images.mafiacrime.org/funny-1.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2 | 02 May 2009 03:40am |
| Ill give you good jokes for 500 points |
| Himself [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 02 May 2009 03:41am |
You should be on your way up here today you!  |
| KrAt0z [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 12 | 02 May 2009 03:41am |
I agree wit him  |
| Cunning Stunts [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1 | 02 May 2009 03:48am |
| not bothering with today, pointless game, getting my tickets for home leg on sunday and away leg on wednesday.... |
| Himself [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0 | 02 May 2009 03:54am |
| Just a lil pointless. Get my ticket for the first leg tomorrow after the game  Can't wait... Think I might invest in a new t-shirt just for the PO's...[img]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9974/21531302.png[/img] lol. |
| Cunning Stunts [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 1 | 02 May 2009 04:02am |
| lol |
[†] CherryRed![[avatar]](http://i.imgur.com/y13eyr4.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15 | 02 May 2009 04:58am |
| ohkay... do not read if you are underage or w/e so a farmer looks at his son and see's him grow into a man. One day he asks him son have you become a man yet? Son is all shocked asked what he meant by it. he goes "have you ever been with a women?" the son answers no  ...."hmmm... well son what we have to do is get you a women and make you a man!" The next day the farmer sells one of his prized cows at auction and give the money to his son. "son I want you to take this money and take your self to town and get the most stunning women you can find. Then my son you will be a man." so he takes the money and goes to town. Along the way he meets his Grandmother and she asks him "son what are you doing?" belated he flosses all his money and tells her what his plan is ...... The Grandmother calls her grandson over.. *bow wow chikka chikka bow wow* ..... Next day on the farm the Father asks the son how it went? and asks how hot the girl was. "well... you know her actually."  orly who was she?Granma  What?!?!?!son: " Wtf? you bang my mother every fucking night and I don't say shit!!, I sleep with yours once and you give me hell?!?!?"  |
| Nate [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2 | 02 May 2009 07:39am |
 that scares me bat...... was the boy you??lol just kidding:D  |
[TGG] sha-henny![[avatar]](http://www.adriandale.co.uk/wp-images/SupermanAvatar/superAvatar.gif){kind=avatar} [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3 | 02 May 2009 07:53am |
you have be to kind of twisted to like that joke/ you got more lol  |
| [†] CherryRed [inactive] Post Count: 49 Respect: 15 | 02 May 2009 09:46am |
| lol I heard it in spanish in a rather unsavory place so it goes |
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