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[OUT] LunaDinky

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18 Nov 2013 11:42pm
I DO! Me me me!

So I'll make this suppppppppppppppppper easy and give away 2000 points to the winner.

Entertain me. That's right - (I said it was easy, duh) - I want you players to entertain me! Post in this thread what you find entertaining and what you think will make me laugh, giggle, smile, etc. We've done this before and it was good.

So - 1st place is 2000 points and a random inventory item.
2nd place - 1000 points and a random inventory item.
3rd place - 500 points and a random inventory item.
4th place - random inventory item
5th place - snowball bishes!


So post below and entertain me! I'll give it til update tomorrow.

Oh - and if I'm reallllllly entertained I might just possibly throw in extra prizes :)

[ToC] My Name Goes Here

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18 Nov 2013 11:47pm
hey, i dont wanna complain , but ......
how about U entertain US and get some new stuff on this game like new city -crime ,-House ,items ect ...??

[OUT] LunaDinky

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18 Nov 2013 11:48pm
- Stoned -moth 3-4- Train wrote:
hey, i dont wanna complain , but ......
how about U entertain US and get some new stuff on this game like new city -crime ,-House ,items ect ...??

pfft - I've handed over that list of things to do long ago.

If you don't want free points, don't play :D

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18 Nov 2013 11:50pm
Me duck taped to a chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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18 Nov 2013 11:52pm
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[ToC] My Name Goes Here

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18 Nov 2013 11:53pm
LunaDinky wrote:
- Stoned -moth 3-4- Train wrote:
hey, i dont wanna complain , but ......
how about U entertain US and get some new stuff on this game like new city -crime ,-House ,items ect ...??

pfft - I've handed over that list of things to do long ago.

If you don't want free points, don't play :D

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18 Nov 2013 11:54pm
If I could I would post the video of my brother freaking out on the phone with my mother after I beat his ass. :lol: funniest shit ever.

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18 Nov 2013 11:57pm
Playing mc on my phone while taking a shit.. picture my face popping out a darkie while reading yer thread.

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18 Nov 2013 11:59pm
What do ginger people look forward to in life?


Turning grey!!!!

[OUT] LunaDinky

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19 Nov 2013 12:09am
[506] - Stoned -moth 3-4- Train sent you 2,007 points 18 Nov 2013
11:53pm

Donation to the comp! Keep those posts coming :)

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19 Nov 2013 12:10am
what do u understand under a "bridge" ?

words


THE J O K E R

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19 Nov 2013 12:12am
This will make u laugh or smile or say awwwww... few of them r stupid and most of them r hilarious... I send this to friends who needs a cheer. It seems to work for them. Enjoy!!

[youtube]SUNmLuNdiL8[/youtube]

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19 Nov 2013 12:13am
2 kids are walking in the woods, they see a naked girl bathing in the stream one is shocked sitting there staring while the other looked away. The interested one turned to him and asked "Why aren't you staring?!?!" The boy said " My mommy said I seed a naked girl I will turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard." hahaha! :D :D :D

Big Daddy Woo Woo

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19 Nov 2013 12:13am
why are turds tapered?

so your asshole wont slam shut :lol:

GodMother

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19 Nov 2013 12:13am
An indian walks into a condon shop and walks up to the clerk and says me want rubber
The indian gives the indian a box of condoms and say this is the 2nd best we have.

The indian leaves and comes back the next day.
Walks up to the clerk and says me want money back.
Clerk said what happened. Indian said left nut went uh right nut go uh rubber go pow.

The clerk leaves and comes back and gives the indian a new box of condoms and said these are the best we have. Almost guarenteed never to break.

The indian left and came back and said me want money back. Clerk said what happened.
Indian said left nut go uh right nut go uh rubber go pow.

The clerk walks out back and ties a not in a bike inner tube and gives it to the indian and says this will never break.
The sales clerk doesn't see the the indian for a few months.

The indian comes back in a wheelchair and the sales clerk said omg what happened to you. The indian said left nut go uh right nut go uh left nut go pow :D

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19 Nov 2013 12:24am
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DKMT

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19 Nov 2013 12:40am
:lol: laziest comp ever

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19 Nov 2013 01:26am
a man walked up to a hooker near the new york docks n said, "hey honey I would like a little pussy"

the girl said "me too, mine's fucking enormous"

Big Daddy Woo Woo

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19 Nov 2013 01:26am
[★] DKMT beaten up by [GK] William Bunny 19

funniest thing ever dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

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19 Nov 2013 02:27am
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