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TUNA![[avatar]](http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/drink-like-a-fish-colored.png) [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 ![[+]](img/thumb_up.gif "Rate Up") ![[-]](img/thumb_down.gif "Rate Down") | 22 Dec 2014 12:25pm |
| Twas a week before Christmas and in tunas house nothing was happening no party's no blow all was quiet when tuna lay his head in his giant fish tank shaped bed was about 2am when I heard that loud clatter I jumped out out the bowl to see what's the matter with a poof a thud and before I could open my fish eyes right there in front of tuna a jolly RED surprise there it was in its glowing red glory it took about an hour to bring this giant mass of meat to its feet but when I did I was surprised by its treats The giant Red mass dipped its double chin head in its burlap sack tuna was excited as the red behemoth reared its head back ... a gift from me said the red blob its 5000 complaint tickets from me and my MOB Tuna it said I hate your face I wish you where dead !! it snorts it yells bitches and cry's it screams to the end of the world tuna I hope you die !!! The tuna was scared what could he do what could he say ! much to tunas surprise a beacon of hope in tunas fridge his last and only hope FUDGE CAKE!! tuna screams a dashes to the fridge with a fork in his hand tuna must save MC Christmas! tuna lunges at the beast with a fork full of cake just then the ground starts to break Then big red beast has called on its crew what the is the tuna to do !! the red monster screams out ON venom ON Pikachu ON alpha run to brad this is what we can do we will file complaints against this poor tuna we will slander his good name and molest his water tight but hole we will stalk his ass from Boston to the north pole! Tuna needed help and with that being said There he stood in the back with a stocking cap on his head black steal toe boots made for kicking ass a chaw stained beard it was once white oo shit tuna though there's gunna be a fight The big Red mass screamed out attack !! just then SANTA said stop !! red I have something for you in my trusty sack red simmered down as Santa grabbed his sack ! Santa reaches in and much you reds surprise its a fucking SCUD missile to ram up that giant red bitches ass !!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS |
Dsnop![[avatar]](http://data1.whicdn.com/images/41515144/large.jpg) [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 12:33pm |
| I'm not reading that. But Merry Christams and a happy new year. |
[=V=] DatBoi Stoopid![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/29a443f.gif) [inactive] Post Count: 329 Respect: -6 | 22 Dec 2014 12:45pm |
It makes no sense as usual, He just had his whiskey breakfast  Tuna, the red-nosed cunt face had a fucking shit account. And if you ever killed him you would even say he blows (men) All of the other old cunts (cold) used to cry and suck his cock. They never let poor Tuna join in any bum hole games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Cunt Cold came to say: "Tuna with your ass so tight, won't you ride my cock tonight?" Then all the rent boys bummed him as he shouted out with glee, Tuna the red-nosed alcho, you'll go down for fucking free! |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 22 Dec 2014 12:50pm |
 don't get mad VenoM |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 12:50pm |
Okay I succumed to reading it and I give this story 10/10 that I have decided to put it on my website/server for Xmas throughout to New years. |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 12:51pm |
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TUNA wrote:
don't get mad VenoM It's not hard to make all of them cunts mad |
| [=V=] DatBoi Stoopid [inactive] Post Count: 329 Respect: -6 | 22 Dec 2014 12:58pm |
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TUNA wrote:
don't get mad VenoM The usual comeback when someone is stumped, The only other comeback you have is after cold takes you doggy  Good day forum bitches enjoy waving your e swords around like the keyboard Conan's you are |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 22 Dec 2014 01:10pm |
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~VenoM~ wrote:
TUNA wrote:
don't get mad VenoM The usual comeback when someone is stumped, The only other comeback you have is after cold takes you doggy Good day forum bitches enjoy waving your e swords around like the keyboard Conan's you are was for your version of Rudolf you dummy and this is the 5th time you used the Conan keyboard warrior comment please change it up |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 01:12pm |
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TUNA wrote:
~VenoM~ wrote:
TUNA wrote:
don't get mad VenoM The usual comeback when someone is stumped, The only other comeback you have is after cold takes you doggy Good day forum bitches enjoy waving your e swords around like the keyboard Conan's you are was for your version of Rudolf you dummy and this is the 5th time you used the Conan keyboard warrior comment please change it upJust leave him. He can't help being special needs... Even tho it was his mothers fault (drinking , doing coke/crack/meth and fucking black men for money) so since its Xmas lets show some consideration!  |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 22 Dec 2014 01:19pm |
| his story reminds me of another Christmas classic staring MCs VenoM as Tiny Tim |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 01:20pm |
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TUNA wrote:
his story reminds me of another Christmas classic
staring MCs VenoM as Tiny Tim Oh.. I love that one. "gets popcorn and waits for puppa tuna to post it" |
12191![[avatar]](http://s18.postimg.org/ck35l0mcl/avatar_simbad.png){kind=avatar} [inactive] Post Count: 121 Respect: 102 | 22 Dec 2014 01:54pm |
| Can we please stop quoting |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 01:55pm |
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Peralta wrote:
Can we please stop quoting
No |
| 12191 [inactive] Post Count: 121 Respect: 102 | 22 Dec 2014 01:57pm |
| without the quote box it looks so shit and messy |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 22 Dec 2014 02:18pm |
| "sorry" |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 02:23pm |
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TUNA wrote:
"sorry"
"I'm very sorry" 'I will stop quoting' "  " |
| [=V=] DatBoi Stoopid [inactive] Post Count: 329 Respect: -6 | 22 Dec 2014 02:38pm |
| Says motionless the fucking greasy hippy who slits his wrists and burns himself for attention lmfao you failure of life keep hiding in a high city you wannabe and as for me using the same shit how many times have you used "you mad" You rely on others to back you up because you're a fucking pussy bitch...That is all |
| Dsnop [inactive] Post Count: 223 Respect: 107 | 22 Dec 2014 02:42pm |
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~VenoM~ wrote:
Says motionless the fucking greasy hippy who slits his wrists and burns himself for attention lmfao you failure of life keep hiding in a high city you wannabe and as for me using the same shit how many times have you used "you mad"
You rely on others to back you up because you're a fucking pussy bitch...That is all I don't really use "you Mad" allot, But were does it say I can't use the same word more than once? hmm.. "checks TOS" hmm nothing! And I'm a pussy ass bitch? Well then my feelings are very very hurt  |
| TUNA [inactive] Post Count: 640 Respect: 313 | 22 Dec 2014 02:42pm |
| WOW ^^^^ LUMP of coal for you !! |
Shy Guy![[avatar]](http://i.imgsafe.org/ee5853f.png) [inactive] Post Count: 15 Respect: -32 | 23 Dec 2014 12:49am |
| I stopped reading at "no blow" |
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