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MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3

26 Mar 2009 11:19am

I know What Happend To Him I Feel Awfully Sorry For Him Poor Guy Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into tit's house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Robot Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	26 Mar 2009 11:25am
	hahaha funny stuff

[-BR] ScareBunny [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 230	26 Mar 2009 12:09pm
	joke is older than the dust on my grandpa's Cock

Soldgoodbye [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 2	26 Mar 2009 01:20pm
	haha ... i thought u were serious until i got to the last paragraph.... i was getting into the story

MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	26 Mar 2009 03:03pm
	lmao ^^ suckers dam gogeta dont like the jokes huh then u can lick th dust of ur grandads wiener

4708 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0

26 Mar 2009 03:08pm

No, the real story is as follows, Though Puss doesnt want to admit it. Puff and Tits are out hunting in the woods when Tits falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. Puff whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Puffs voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

4708 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	26 Mar 2009 03:08pm
	*Puff* (funniest typo ever)

MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	26 Mar 2009 03:09pm
	Quote by Nightmare: *Puff* (funniest typo ever)[/b hahaha killed it nightmare

MasterK [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3

26 Mar 2009 03:13pm

Well Just Had A Phone Call From Tits This Is His Story Tits and Son One day,Tits and his son go camping and when they get there, tits starts to smoke. "Can i have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked tits. "Nooo" said the son. "Then you can't have any!" Later that night, Tits starts to drink beer. "Can i have some, daddy?" asked the son. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked Tits "Nooo" said the son. "Then you can't have any!" The next day, the father and son go to the store, the son buys a lotery ticket and wins a million dollers. "Can you share that with me?" asked Tits. "Can your dick reach your ass" asked the kid. "Yes! Yes, it can!" yelled Tits. The Son Replied "Well then, go fuck your self!"

3831 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	26 Mar 2009 04:11pm
	Quote by Gogeta 15pt bunny: joke is older than the dust on my grandpa's Cock Why does your grampa have dust on his cock in the first place?

Robot Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 13	26 Mar 2009 04:27pm
	hahaha nightmares was the best made me pure laugh

[LRC] Questlove Bunny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -21	26 Mar 2009 06:12pm
	This thread is a lie, that would mean Tits would have to get laid for this to be true!

[TGG] sha-henny [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 3	26 Mar 2009 06:39pm
	thanks for the jokes ,i needed a good laugh

[-BR] ScareBunny [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 230	26 Mar 2009 07:51pm
	Quote by Tani M: lmao ^^ suckers dam gogeta dont like the jokes huh then u can lick th dust of ur grandads wiener would you mind removing your mouth from it first???

[-BR] ScareBunny [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 230	26 Mar 2009 07:51pm
	Quote by Sleeper: Quote by Gogeta 15pt bunny: joke is older than the dust on my grandpa's Cock Why does your grampa have dust on his cock in the first place? because PMD left him so no more buttsecks Duh

[IV] (.Y.)Tits_McGhee(.Y.) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -26	26 Mar 2009 09:45pm

332 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 223	27 Mar 2009 12:16am
	LOL. Welcome back tits...you cause quite the commotion when you go away

Scarecrow [inactive] Post Count: 1 Respect: 307	27 Mar 2009 12:26am
	WB tits..now more jokes don't stop now...mwahhh

[IV] (.Y.)Tits_McGhee(.Y.) [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: -26	27 Mar 2009 01:26am
	lol u guys are too cute. bring on the jokes

4708 [inactive] Post Count: 0 Respect: 0	27 Mar 2009 01:48am
	He is back! Everyone stop talking shit about him quick!