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Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 09:39am
so got one beer left then all i have is this weird tomato infused beer from budlight caled "clamada".....not looking forward to it, but i went to this BBQ with some mexicans, they let me get all there left over food and beer..not all but alot and well ive beaten around the bush long enough.

im gonna have to drink those tomato beers.....tomatao and beer....wtf.........i barey like ketchup on my fries let alone tomato in my beer. i got 1 keystone left, and then its on............blahhhh it just sounds so disgusting to me........

anyoner familiar, maybe someone can build my spiritrs here in the next 10-15 minutes

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 10:58am
...dear god,,,,clamada is fucking disgusting...it literally tastes like the puke from someone in a tomato soup eating contest.

i was suttung there thinnking i got a bad batch maybe but checked out the ingrediants.

contains:
shellfish/clams(WTF!!!!....thAT SHIT DONt need to beer in any refreshing beverege!...and ium allergic to shrumo, i hope thts not a shellfish)...

and thats it..... :shock: literally the only other thing is says is flavored beer......flavred beer and clam fish yummmy!!!!!!!! :down

it tastes like a rotten asshole thats been sitting in vingear for 12 years

jessEEkuh

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Respect: 3 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 11:03am
:shock:

jessEEkuh

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Respect: 3 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 12:37pm
And you would know what a a rotten asshole thats been sitting in vingear for 12 years tastes like? :p

LOL!!!

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Respect: 4 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 06:29pm
clamada - CLAM O DUH! lmao
Sounds like some NASTY SHIT!
That should make a rather nice beer fart though.
Better keep those cheeks tense, just incase.

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Respect: 832 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 06:39pm
lmao

Euforeah

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Respect: 16 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 08:03pm
Drank a bottle of Chlamydia.


Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[=V=] Machete

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Respect: 173 [+] [-]		12 Apr 2010 11:40pm
Sounds to much like a Vaginal Disease.

Ms.New Booty

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Respect: 1 [+] [-]		13 Apr 2010 05:05pm
:roll:

Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		13 Apr 2010 10:54pm
Quote by Teabagmasta:
Sounds to much like a Vaginal Disease.

a drunk thought.....meagon fox wants to have sex with you....but shes got herpes/aids/gonerreha/ and crabs?

Do Da Bum

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Respect: 0 [+] [-]		13 Apr 2010 11:08pm
Theres condoms for that, eh? Wrap in 2 or 3 , throw on a Ziploc bag and rubber band that shit and you should be fine. But gonorrhea is some fucked up nasty shit. So I wouldnt hit it even with the protection. LOL

Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		13 Apr 2010 11:33pm
Quote by Goo:
Theres condoms for that, eh? Wrap in 2 or 3 , throw on a Ziploc bag and rubber band that shit and you should be fine. But gonorrhea is some fucked up nasty shit. So I wouldnt hit it even with the protection. LOL


yeah theres a no condom deal in there.....bareback, and you have to eat her out....


Do Da Bum

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Respect: 0 [+] [-]		13 Apr 2010 11:58pm
Considering gonorrhea causes dark green to yellow pussy discharge, with probably smells like infection, I would have to turn that one down. :|

Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		14 Apr 2010 12:18am
Quote by Goo:
Considering gonorrhea causes dark green to yellow pussy discharge, with probably smells like infection, I would have to turn that one down. :|

........yeah you put it like that..............maybe your right..LOL

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Respect: 7 [+] [-]		14 Apr 2010 04:35am
I think I just threw up...

Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		14 Apr 2010 11:22pm
Quote by ShortStuff:
I think I just threw up...

yeah back to boozin.....


...so took a day off last night, beautiful day....may have to hit it up tonight :up

Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		15 Apr 2010 08:17am
yup...drinking again....

[youtube]gu6eWeJ5Aqs[/youtube]

Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		15 Apr 2010 12:34pm
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arghhhh


magic bunny pwned me tonight in COD...and yes i blame the booze!


Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		15 Apr 2010 01:52pm
rememeber when you first heard the song "american pie"...............and then like you grew up and after countless listening it kinda just blands itself out of succesful amercian pop culture.........and then you like live 10 years or so and play it again and its barnd new. not only brand new but better then when you first hear d it cause hey man......youve actually BEEn to a levy where it was dry, and you were like...fuuuuck.

idk, one of the best songs ever?....my frogs across the pond id like to hear your thoughts on this american classic..along with alot of other classic american rock songs......but this being the precum if you will.....

my pc cant read it but it shows the adress so i hope this aint embededed:

[youtube]S6uEjifqTaI[/youtube]
(9 minute version...whatever...great tube)


Smurfette

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Respect: 2 [+] [-]		18 Apr 2010 05:19am
welp i wasnt gonna drink tonight, but my power went out.......what else do you do?

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